Goofy proudly told Donald that he had just finished a jigsaw puzzle, "And it only took me five months," he beamed.

"Five months?" said Donald, "That sounds like an awfully long time to finish a jigsaw puzzle."

"Not really, " Goofy explained, "The box says six to twelve years."

Mickey shows up at a cabin where these hunters have gathered to hunt bear. Only he shows up without a gun.

The other hunters are very curious. "How you gonna get a bear without a gun?" they ask.

"Do you have a knife?"

"No," says Mickey.

"Do you have a club?"

"No," says Mickey. "Don't you worry. I'm gonna get myself a bear. Just wait right here and see."

Mickey leaves the cabin and disappears into the hills for several hours.

Eventually he happens upon a bear asleep in his den and he kicks the bear and gets it really angry. As the bear wakes up, he starts to chase after Mickey, so Mickey starts running back towards the cabin.

Finally the hunters hear him running down the hill and yelling, "Open the cabin door! Open the door!"

They open the door and Mickey runs into the cabin and holds the door open behind him. To the terror of the other hunters, an angry bear follows close behind, running into the cabin, too.

Then the Mickey slams the door shut, and says, "You skin that one. I'll go get another."

One day, Mickey, Donald and Goofy went a walk in the desert. Mickey took a bottle of water with him, Donald took an umbrella and Goofy took a car door.

On the way, they met a man. The man asked them where they were going. On hearing their reply, he asked them to tell him why they were carrying the items.

Mickey said, "So that we could get a drink when we are thirsty." Donald's reply was, "So that we will have shelter when the sun gets too hot." Goofy's reply was, "So that we can wind down the window when we are too warm."

The Judge asked the defendant, "Donald Duck, do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?"

"I do."

"Now what do you say to defend yourself?"

"Your Honor, under those limitations... nothing."

Mickey : Donald, one of your socks is blue, and the other one is gray!

Donald : Yes, isn't it funny? And I've got another pair just like them at home!

While Mickey was shopping for a pair of new shoes, Goofy came running up to him.

"Yo Mick! I just saw someone driving off with your convertible Mercedes!"

"Oh no! Did you try to stop him?"

"No," said Goofy, "but don't worry. I got the license plate number!"

Donald : Look, Mickey, here are some LION tracks.

Mickey : Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from.

Mickey and Donald went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!" Mickey and Donald looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

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