10 Fun things for a passenger to do on a long car trip

1. Make "vroom" noises whenever a car passes you.

2. If you have a younger sibling, wave your hands around and yell, "I'm not touching you!"

3. If you have an older sibling, blame him/her for touching you when he/she haven't.

4. Stare, without blinking, at the passengers in the car next to you.

5. Then show them that your not afraid to lick the window.

6. Insist on reading articles from "The Weekly World News" to the entire family.

7. FART!!

8. Sing along with your walkman.

9. Scream loudly, as if in fear, whenever their's a car next to you.

10. PUNCHBUGGY!!!! NO HITBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!