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The Canadian RCMP are investigating new findings that Logan and musician Neil Young are brothers. The link between the pair of Canadians has long been the subject of speculation.

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A really drunk guy walks out of a bar and a passing nun gives him a dirty look. The drunk grabbed the nun and drop kicked her across the street. Staggering away he was heard to say... "Not so tough without your mask, are ya Batman!"
At a boring movie wear a cape and when it's your turn to get popcorn yell "I'm Batman! Ha Ha Ha!" and run away.
Q: Why is trick-or-treating better than sex?
A: If you wear your Batman mask no one thinks you are kinky!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of the bushes and hits her over the head, proceeds to kick her in the groin and break her nose with a massive left hook. As the nun is lying bleeding on the ground, the guy looks down and says: "You're getting slow in your old age Batman!"
Onlookers are shocked as Superman callously murders a man during a drinking spree. Seen here, Superman is spotted with Batman at another local watering hole laughing about the deadly bet. Outraged citizens want justice from these so called crime fighters. Picture Credit: Peoresnada.com 		Three guys are in a bar on the top of a cliff. The first guy says to the other guys "You know, if I had just one more beer, I think I could fly." The second guy says "No way!" So the first guy orders a beer and drinks it. Then all three guys walk out to the edge of the cliff. The first guy jumps off, starts falling to the ground, and then flies back to the top of the cliff! The second guy is totally amazed, so he says "You know, if I had another beer, I bet I could do that too." So all three guys go into the bar, and the second guy has another beer. After he finished, he said "Okay, I will be able to fly now." So they all went outside and the second guy jumped off the cliff and fell to the bottom, where he hit the ground and died instantly! The third guy turned to the first guy and said "You know Superman, you are a real jerk when you drink."
Superman once wrote on the bathroom wall: "Batman is a pussy."
The next day Batman wrote: "Superman is Clark Kent."
Picture Credit: It's Fun Over Here.com
10) After a dramatic enterance at the scene of the crime, having to convince everybody he's not a professional wrestler
9) When you see the outline of his underwear through the Batsuit
8) Punks who gather around and smart off while he's getting gas for the Batmobile
7) Nuclear power source for utility belt has rendered him sterile
6) When really stupid people shout out, "Hey! Where's Tonto?"
5) When his dry cleaner accidentally switches the Batsuit and San Diego chicken costume
4) When an episode focuses way too much on Jake (Oh, I'm sorry. That's one of the pet peeves of the "Fatman")
3) Seeing Alfred the butler taking to Albert Goldman
2) The way any two-bit moron with a flashlight and a piece of cardboard can summon him at night
1) When people call him "The Batman". It's just "Batman" damn it!

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