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Super Slam
Superman is bored fighting crime everyday. So one Friday night he decides to go out in the town to have some fun. He drops by Batman's house. "Hey Batman", he says. "Wanna' go out tonight?" "No I can't", replies Batman. "The Batmobile is broken and I gotta' stay home and fix it, or else I won't be able to fight crime". "You loser", says Superman and flies away. He decides to stop by Spiderman's house. "Hey Spidey, how about hitting the town tonight, you and me", he says. "I'd love to, but I can't", replies Spiderman, "My web is broken and I gotta' fix it to fight crime". Superman all disgusted say "You loser! Stay home on a Friday night and fix your damn web". So he flies away. While flying from up above he spots Wonder Woman stark naked and lying down on her back spread eagled. Superman thinks, "Hey, I am Superman, I can fly down there at the speed of light, have a quicky and fly back out and she won't even know it." Superman flies down, does a quick in-out-in-out and flies back out at the speed of light. Wonder Woman sits up quickly and says, "What the hell was that?" Suddenly, the Invisible Man rolls over onto his back, gets up and says, "I don't know but my ass is killing me!!"

Doctor Octopus and Roy Orbison
One and the same?

Otto Octavius

Roy Orbison

Doctor Octopus and Roy Orbison are the same person German scientists report Sunday. A press conference is scheduled Tuesday in Berlin.

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An African American husband and wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days. The husband asks his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear. When he comes home that night, he goes to the bedroom where there laid out on the bed was a Superman costume. The husband yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Superman! Take this back and get me something else I can wear."
The next day, the wife not too happy, takes it back and returns it. The husband comes home from work once more and there laid out on the bed was a Batman costume. He again yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I can wear to the costume party"
By this time, the wife is irrate, so the next morning, she goes shopping.
When the husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed are three items. One is 3 white buttons, the other is a white belt, and the third item is a 2 x 4 of wood. The husband yells at the wife, "What the hell are these for?"
The wife yells back...."You can take your clothes off and take the 3 white buttons and put them on the front of you and go as a domino, and if you don't like that one, you can take the white belt and put it on and go as an Oreo cookie, and if you don't like that one, you can stick the 2 x 4 up your ass and go as a fudge-sickle."