Real Name: Augie 680 (or Jesse to my freaky friends!)
Height: 6'0 (seriously!)
Weight: Not telling! But I will tell you my age, 15!
Eyes: 4 (I hate my glasses) and they would be the color of hazelnut, or brown, whatever you wanna call it!
Hair: Brown and short!
Occupation: Student, Hockey Player, Pimp (and you think I'm joking), and all this means that I am currently unemployed!
Affliations: Avengers, JLA (yeah I can be both if I want to), the WWF, ECW, and Ass Kickers Inc.

First Appearance: I don't know the place, but I do know the date, July 4th, 19__, send your presents now!

History: Jesse was a normal teenager when all of a sudden a small meteor fell from the sky and granted him...absolutely nothing. Extremely pissed off that he didn't get any sort of cool powers from the giant piece of space rock, Jesse decided to kick the crap out of the next guy to come by. After getting his ass kicked by a huge 6 foot four mountain of a woman, Jesse headed home. At this point he was jobless, girl-friendless, and worst of all powerless and extremely bloody, and we're talking really bloody. So bloody you would have vomitted if you would have seen, oh man it was awful...man it was some scary sh.....uh! Anyways, back to the story. Jesse was pissed so he went on the internet, where he found his calling, writing about comic books on the internet. He would work on that site for half, before moving on to a wrestling site, and eventually back to comics. After three failed sites, Jesse is currently working at Fusion Comix.

Strength Level: Jesse is extremely strong, and can lift a car if he wanted too. He hasn't done it yet, but he swears he can and will someday. With his strength he should have no problem becoming a wrestler, or more likely a House Mover. As he likes to call himself, he's one bad Mutha-shut your mouth!

Known Superhero Powers: Jesse is extremely smart and is always in the top of his class. It is unknown if this is a real power or just a result of too many hours of nerdly studying. He also can kick anyone's ass in Tony Hawks Pro Skater (any system), oh and by the way, that is a challenge. He is also very athletic as a result from being one hundred percent free of drugs, alcohol, and cigarettes. He also has the same ability of fellow Brendan O'Grady, the power to mentally undress pretty girls with his mind! He loves the ability and uses it every chance he gets, he says (quote) "It totally Reeks of Awesomeness" (end Quote). He probably has other powers but he's too damn lazy to get off his ass, and see if he does!

The Bonus Stuff:
Favorite Television Shows: Anything WWF, Family Guy, Titus, Norm, Survivor and the Drew Carey Show.
Favorite Movies: X-men, Blade, The Matrix, Big Daddy, both Austin Powers and Night At The Roxbury.
Favorite Comics: Deadpool, JLA, PP: Spider-Man, Ultimate Spider-man, Punisher, Hulk, anything Marvel basically.
Favorite Bands: Papa Roach, Treble Charger, Blink 182, KoRn, Limp Bizkit, and the Stone Cold Pimp of the Nation, Kid Rock.
Favorite Quotes: "Remember kids, even so called good crack isn't good for you." Me
"We're all insane, just some of us are better at it and others." Wade Wilson a.k.a. Deadpool
Contact Jesse on ICQ: ICQ number 42758014
Email Jesse: augie680@hotmail.com