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CONTENTS
send meat.
pronto, the first word he taught
them.
provided no one bungles the operation.
three cords. the severity of the severesis. zsa zsa galaskco. polish
UFOlogist in egg bloo leggings, part and parcel of a blue ribbon panel.
echoes in the thinktank.
has her shirt shrunk
since the last time or?
you certainly wouldnt
winnow an egg, he says, in defense of the severesis.
the statue
of liberty is probably the tallest statue in the
universe.
who can spare the time to control
the toughness of a pork thigh? or whose finger will roll under a
freight car?
focus on correction. fluid
correction.
step step
step
yes, there's no national monument.
silent volunteerism the more slowly releases endorphins. vertical
adventure.
who will now demonstarte for us "poor form"? we want
a natural at it.
yes, there's no national
monument. only moments, reaction to which defines an individual's
americanism.
evening news is 36% fat
(saturated).
well, hidden fat. ribs as yet undiscovered
(let's). this is a special edition of a poem that was scheduled to
go here.
how anted fat feels at the xit door.
how wanted fat
feels at the exit door.
eels swimming in fat, as popular as the
electric car. will it sell in toronto?
bodies
of the inmates, dressed in prison intimates, in the trunk of the fire blue
electric car. too much stimulus.
the key cost to any vehicle's production is the power plant. i am tired
of poor A.M. radio reception, but happy with my wife (she's outside right
now). let's tell this -- the vehicle production fact -- to all five
year olds.
would there be the ability to take manual
control?
keep hammering away. okay, now it's a
little bloody.
manual control. an understanding, standing
up.
even in hurricane.
no, two
parachutes. the golden parachute and poison pill and incidental acuity.
well rewarded the dog retrieves.
light plane
power.
alight plane.
purists, ooh please. i
am not that macho.
17, 000 feet. that's pretty high.
all women from that height look like, "wow, look at her," and the boy
begins to picture her greeting him with her sense of adventure, as his
girlfriend. instead, he looks at his napkin.
the sky has, since
humans, had vertical lines. vertical lanes. layered lanes, bells.
all the same speed in the same direction, to prevent a tear in the fabric
of his nonmathematical brain. 24 layers
picture yourself
as far as
you are concerned
take it to bed
generate a lot of
questions.
moving slowly, churning the sea to foam.
may turn into the continental untied states.
i am going to be speaking at a UFO conference. you'll see me in the lobby.
maybe some of the people around me will turn and listen. or just
stare.
i remember while we were moving, i was thinking about
cabinets.
after 40 years, the napkin, embossed with age, is
still his faithful girl. "who would want me?" she crows. he
blushes.
in golden california and colorado, fires. just close
the windows, fires. dont keep breathing.
do not have a place to go.
have an excuse.
sensationalism.
shaking
hands while wiping feet with swimmers who ignore lightning. they keep
their feet together.
conniption mailman
lover w/ gloves
(burying boxed mail).
then water
makes my stomach hurt.
these periods are about ten years
apart.
are you advertising to your neighbors that you have
food?
the prime minister devoted three minutes of his or
her speech to this subject, all couched in inuendo. here is an excerpt
highlighting the salient points:
I am pleased to have the
opportunity to speak at the launch of this important ... it is also a
pleasure to welcome ... to the Foreign and Commonwealth Office. so many
people who share our ... children affected by the war in Northern Uganda,
and the ... has to be one of the ... action, but also for the UK
Government in its commitment to the rights of the child as a
whole.
it is now more true than ever ... any war. most of us here
will know the statistics. over more than a million ... as a result of
bullets, bombs and landmines no one knows ... and sexually abused. we have
seen recently on our televisions the way children ... how they lose
everything ... become parents as a result of war. I don't think anyone
with the slightest awareness of what is going on in the world can cling to
the cosy notion nowadays. i doubt this is news to any of you here. but
sometimes I wonder ... because ... the only person who will really
understand ... is the question. too often ... somehow make things better,
without asking ... is necessary.
that is why this book is so
important. ... vicious and horrific conflict. The Lord's Resistance Army
targets for abduction ... we deplore ... and other atrocities ... but I
believe ... a negotiated settlement will provide ... to continue to urge
all those involved ... to seize every opportunity for ... support and
applaud those ... and elsewhere ... tragic war.
but I am struck ...
pictures bring to mind ... gather around the trough ... and a host of
other pictures ... from other ... to bring them together in a book which,
I hope, will bring their situation to the attention of a much wider group
of people, is a major contribution to ensuring that all people,
everywhere, will come to realise the effects ... and maybe this can
contribute to a greater ... that it can never, for any reason, be
acceptable that children should ....
watch out for that
electric car. electric blue firecar.
s o u r c e
"Children in War" speech by FCO Minister of
State Tony Lloyd delivered 23 June 1999, from the
website at www.fco.gov.uk/news/speechtext.asp?2585 (accessed 8/29/99)
pork chop, 1 owner, tastes like new.
i am greedy because i breathe.
where is the
draft coming from?
the french are getting ready to lift the oil
embargo. that makes sense; the french always do that.
her attorneys
declined to make her available.
theyre shooting at us and we're
shooting at them.
80 mph winds.
pork chop, 1 owner, tastes
like new.
only artists are allowed in there.
theyre shouting
at us and we're shouting at them.
i'll flip off that person and nod
at the next.
110 mph winds.
something that i cant
shake.
and i'm not sure why i cant shake it.
formatiert.
formattati. formatado.
four mulattoes pass
away and have this dilemma. deciding which vision of the afterlife to
patronize.
in one room.
REDUCED!
you dropped it on
the floor.
140 mph winds.
winds its way thru the
mountains.
in one room, joseph campbell was huddled in a blanket
next to a fire. it was hard to tell if he wanted to be
alone.
in one room, danny thomas was filming a
commercial. it was hard to tell if he wanted to be with someone or some
people. i smelled wine coolers.
in one room, danny kaye reclined on a
couch filing his toenails. before seeing this, i would have said it is
hard to know if he wants to continue as danny kaye.
REDUCED FOR
QUICK SALE!
pucker your lips: this is Palm Springs,
Jackson.
Rainsoaked Melody stars in the little girl who
forgot. then, at ten, intrigue and sedition combine as Tallow
Firenzi returns to rock Dumplin Bay.
that's
the little girl who forgot at ten and False Perfidy: A Dumplin Bay
NBC World Premier Movie at 10:30, to be followed by late local news! NBC
-- be there or wander lost!
mind turns to politics in the
mountains. then returning, energized! motivated! turns to waking from a
dream.
like a rock! feckless in the armchair, to wither away
slowly, out by the road.
190 mph winds. sounds like a typhoon. can
anything live in a typhoon?
Camelite fandango, if this keeps us
up.
80 mph wind winds up. electrolyte action. for an extra four
cents.
in a room, which i dont care to go into right now.
in
a room electrolyte action.
kali related that, there must have
been some magic in that ol' rotgut they found, for when they placed it in
their tums they began to dance around. and make orca sounds.
lysol
kills herpes. there's something going on near chicago.
respectable
tan lines.
as the day moves on .... remember what you saw the
glaciers did.
dont argue with me about half
moons.
ninety-five mile per hour winds and growing
larger.
in or out, not up or down. unless there is a building
there.
man, in his natural state, does not go
up and down.
here and there. fire comes
for.
10 mph wind.
S
O U R C E
S
"Coast to Coast AM" Art Bell (repeat from the
week of Jan. 17-23, 1999, and the night of March
11-12, 1999)
the Zairian
proposition
mob rule. muumuu. mob rule in muumuus.
laurent kabila. godzilla
rodan.
mob rule in muumuus. mobutu. sese seko.
because he says so.
because he says so, sese
seko. laurent kabila, guerilla fighters. daughters delight her, sese seko
go-go in the sense that. congolese despotism. favoritism. autoecism.
a tyrant native to this part of. opposition.
in opposition.
impetuous.
in
perpetuity.
immaculate.
later than you'd think. the misuse of
literally.
litter. dumpsite. godzilla rodan.
joey
kasavupu. and to you too a fine good morning. watch your back. working our
way back.
me and joey, we go way back.
civilian gov't cyril adoula in
1961.
radically cordially
momumentificent!
mobutu, sese
seko.
Alliance des Forces Démocratiques pour la Libération du
Congo-Zaire. ahem, ahem, ahem. AFDL.
mobutuisme. shimmy, girl. shimmy girl. typewriter
speech.
ahem, ahem, ahem.
marxist
MPLA. mpla. exemplar.
see the registrar; i
have no sese seko listed here.
try colonel
desiree mobutu.
sir i see no
use.
the banyamulenge.
will that
insect sting me, sir? wont the leader protect us,
sir.
godzilla. rodan.
look what outsiders have done.
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coming next: a
pinafore for Pinoché!
birthday
party
have to be
held
Spanish
Harlem
piñata yada
yada.
s o u r c e
World Travel Guide Online
-- Zaire Columbus Press (1999)
hoax
vibratile adaptor. captive of the
plausible.
aggressive liberation is only brain washing. hands in the
warm air where the vent blows above our heads teething
ideologues flit yearling we go for packages at the convenience
mart.
percent reality.
physical conclusions
ideological
crossroads
emerging hippopotamus
physical truth
liberation
motoring
plausible falling man
intellectual solo
anecdotal
infrequence.
abortion academy.
bald axiom.
hardened
eyebrow
physical ideology. political intellect.
intact
phraseology
agree academy
hand-delivered
hand
delivered self confidence emerges dubiously yet a hippotamus is in its
future.
peppered eggs.
claude pepper
museum books mausoleum.
not enough books in mausolea.
say the gonfalonier of john
conyers, whose wife
rather dubiously emerges
it rather dubiously
emerges that
i'd rather talk about
to about
an
issue
physical dogma.
plastic rotunda
flattering
eyebrow
she gave me ...
hand delivered bald
axiom.
anecdotal self-confidence
quantum
self-confidence
contused.
self con-fidence.
rolled
shorts.
your academic legs
plausible oats
physical
truths.
liberation
distinguished exposures
academe
acne sexy.
period gumbo.
a gumbo pernod. nod
"yes".
LINKS A few ezines & stuff I've found on the more creative tip
(send me your links -- newsgroups, ezines, and generators
which run along this vein)
deluxe
rubber chicken
UBU Web found + insane
poetry
William
Burroughs' Cutup Machine at Netmonkey Magazine
