the list..

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1.
Guys with really, really baggy pants. Is it me, or does this look totally absurd? I could wear a size 72 pair of jeans strapped around my waist and I'd be in fashion with my own generation. You can't even see their SHOES, for cryin' out loud!! How do these people run? Or can they? If I were to throw one of these guys out of an airplane, would he land safely? Can I try it and find out?

2.
People who put bumperstickers on their cars that say "My child was an honor student at So-And-So Elementary School!" OK, have your little genius answer this question: who cares? Nobody on the road knows who you are, and they really don't give a damn about your honor student. These are nothing but self-gratifying little ways of saying "Your child sucks. Mine is a genius. Now get out of my way." Wanna know what my favorite bumpersticker is? It says, "My kid beat up your honor student." Amen!

3.
Drivers who change lanes when approaching a stoplight.Even though they have to stop, they change lanes JUST to get a few feet closer to the intersection. Gee, THAT's gonna get you there faster.

4.
Guys in fancy, jacked-up trucks. Egos run rampant with these types...they get in their trucks and into their own little worlds where they're the coolest people on earth and everyone gasps in awe as they drive by. Usually these trucks have darkly-tinted windows so you can't see in. At least they give us that.

5.
Guys who chew. You know, it's really hard to hold a meaningful conversation with somebody when they're splurching gobs of lumpy brown goo into a cup. The smell isn't so hot, either. A friend of mine once had an entire cup of brown goo knocked over onto his hardwood floor. It was not a happy moment...

6.
Girls who dress like sex kittens and then complain about all the guys who look at them. Excuse me, missy, but...oh, never mind. Continue shopping.

7.
Guys with long hair that hangs in their faces. These people are usually clerks of some sort, and they're constantly brushing their stringy hair out their faces so they can see what buttons they're pressing on the register. And the strange part is that they don't seem annoyed by it. Too bad it doesn't have that effect on me...

8.
People who bring their small children to R-rated movies. There's nothing worse than trying to sit through a loud action movie with some little doo-doo geyser screeching its head off because Mommy and Daddy like to subject it to scary noises and loud music. I wonder what kind of people these kids grow to be. Rock singers on dope? (Yes, I know...it's redundant.)

9.
Guys who back their cars into parking spaces when there's absolutely no reason to do so. This is one of the all-time moronic things I've ever watched someone do. They spend 10 minutes backing up, pulling forward, straightening out, backing up again, turning the wheel just a tad to the left, then to the right...and the ONLY reason they do this is so they can jump in the car and zoom off in a hurry without having to waste all that time backing out. It also gives them a feeling of accomplishment, like they've done something really practical. It's incredible, yet they'll swear it's faster. God help us...

10.
People who call 911 for no real reason. Yesterday (8/10/96) there was a major power outage throughout several Western states, including mine (Arizona). On the T.V. and radio news, they were pleading with people to stop calling 911 unless it was an emergency. Now, what kind of person calls 911 just because the power goes out? These are unthinking morons without a shred of common sense...and yesterday's events proved that there are a hell of a lot of 'em out there, lurking in our neighborhoods. If your iron lung shut down, fine...call 911. Otherwise, deal with it.

11.
People who pronounce "Hawaii" as "Huh-wy-uh." Then there's "Warshington" and "Kentuck", which are good places to do some fishin' in a "crick." Most of these people also love a good "rasslin" match in the United States of "Amurica." Listen to the way Newt Gingrich says "America", and you'll see what I mean.

12.
Parents who don't restrain their kids in public places. These are usually tired-looking moms who are pushing a shopping cart down grocery store aisles, listlessly tossing things in the cart while the kids run amok and trash things. Then there's the child who wants something...the last time I was at the store, a certain little kid wanted yogurt. How did I know? Because he was SCREAMING IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER! All I heard for 20 minutes was "I WANT YOGURT! I WANT YOGURT!" And I mean LOUD. It reverberated through the entire store. You could drag a rake across a chalkboard and get a more pleasant sound. The mother, of course, totally ignored him. "Ignore them and they'll learn respect," they say. She sure didn't earn mine. I just wanted to dunk his head in a vat of the stuff..."You want yogurt??" [dunk] "Then HERE YOU GO!!" [dunk-dunk]

13.
People who fondle fruit. Usually when I'm buying groceries, I notice people standing in the produce section fondling fruit, usually blocking out other customers who might want some of it. They don't just pick out the ones that look the best...they have to feel each one. Touching, squeezing, prodding, poking, shaking, smelling... Just CUT THE FOREPLAY BUY THE FRIGGIN' FRUIT! If it's not bruised to death, it's fine. You're still going to eat the cancer-causing pesticides, so pick one and move out of the way.

14.
People who call the jungle a "rainforest." Sigh...making the language prettier doesn't stop those trees from coming down, folks.

15.
Old people who demand senior citizen discounts as if they'rereally saving a bundle. This is age discrimination, pure and simple. These people get a discount JUST because they're 40+ years older than I am. What gives? Unless it's a really big discount like 50% or more, it's not really worth the trouble anyway. Shaving $1 from a $10 meal isn't going to inflate your savings by much, trust me. And if your budget is so tight, why don't you save even more money and just have a sandwich? I know it sounds cruel...but there are lots of older folks who don't need this discount. If you can afford a pair of plaid golf knickers, you can damn well pay full price for that omlette. You're already getting my Social Security money, WHICH I will never see, I might add...isn't that enough??

16.
Women who use baby strollers as battering rams. Walkingthrough any crowded place is risky business, thanks to these "moms on the run."They will bump you, bash you, rip the shoe right off your foot if need be...justdon't get in their way. Your lower body could be in serious jeopardy.

17.
Guys who steer their vehicles with their wrist. I'm not sure why, but it really, REALLY bugs me when I look over and see some loser with his arm draped over the wheel as if he were the coolest thing on the planet. (And every five seconds he lifts his arm up to see how fast he's going.) I'd like to know how much control of that wheel he would have if I were to...oh, I don't know...SLAM into him and run him off the road. Not that I would do such a thing, of course. Not in the daytime, anyway.

18.
Women in minivans. Now, this is a major road hazard. Usually the minivan is full of kids who are battling with the mother for supremacy, and sooner or later the minivan will swerve lane to lane or come to a screeching halt in the middle of an intersection. It happens, believe me...and the driver is always a woman who is yelling threats at the little demons in the back.

19.
Women in minivans who are ahead of me in the drive-thru at McDonald's. Promise me one thing. Promise me that you will NEVER let this happen to you. You will be in for a serious wait, worse than anything you've ever seen at the bank, or even the post office. And you will watch in horror as one, two, four, nine, a dozen bags of greasy food are handed to the unseen Mom in the driver's seat. "My God," you'll say to yourself, "how can someone possibly need so much food? How?" We shall never know.

20.
Grossly overweight people who order everything on the menu and then request a packet of Sweet 'n' Low. Need I say more?
21.
People who use your name a thousand times during a normal conversation. This makes me cringe. "Hi, Barry. Well, Barry, what do you think about that new movie, Barry? I think the dialog was crappy, but as you know, Barry, the special effects were produced by that guy...what's his name, Barry? You know, the one who did that movie about pinball...yes, Barry, that's the one! Barry, you know a lot about pinball, don't ya Barry?" YYEEAAAAGGHHH!!! hehe.. i totally agree with that sentiment.. =)

22.
Really slow people in grocery stores. This happens to me all the time...I'll be pushing my cart up and down the aisles, getting this and that, when suddenly I come face-to-butt with some lady who's just standing there in the middle of the aisle, looking at the label of EVERY single product on both sides. After a few moments she'll slowly reach up and grab a can, change her mind, put it back, slowly grab another, drop it in her cart, and advance an inch or so down the aisle. Usually there is NO room to move around her because she's right in the middle of everything. I can see these people from way back, and if I think I have a chance of getting around, I'll rattle my cart as I approach to let them know someone's coming. If that doesn't work, I'll sigh REALLY loud, turn around, and just go back the way I came. I don't even ask them to move anymore. Most people follow the general traffic rules that apply to the road (which is interesting in itself), but some just plow down the middle without thinking. It's not always women, though...yesterday I got stuck behind a guy in one of those motorized cart-things, and it was about an inch an hour. I tried to pull around him, but a 90-year-old man was coming my way, moving even slower. I felt like just collapsing on the floor and foaming at the mouth. THAT would have cleared the way in a hurry...

23.
Losers who cruise parking lots in low-rider trucks with reallyloud stereos. This is a special kind of loser...a loser who feels so inadequate that driving through a parking lot while blasting his car stereo gives him a feeling of power as people look his way with annoyance. Just looking at these guys makes them feel great. When you acknowledge their existence by letting them see you watching them, you increase their coolness factor. Wanna know what I do? I look the opposite direction. If I'm walking along and some idiot drives by with a booming stereo, I look at the wall next to me as he drives by. This works well, because 99% of the time (if you look closely), these guys are looking at you as they drive by--they want to make sure you're watching. Screw them! Look away, study the fascinating wall next to you. I've had guys actually rev their engines and squeal their tires as they drove away from my non-looking. I'm not kidding...sometimes they're still looking back as they drive away! Ahhh, frustration!

24.
Guerilla Grannies. This was submitted by RobV in Australia who evidently has some problems with certain elderly folks. He's got a damn good point! He says: "These dangerous and highly organised cells of Trotskyite Senior Citizens go to great lengths to bugger up the whole city. An example of "Guerilla Grannying" is the sort who gets on a crowded peak hour bus with a quad stick, fumbles first for his/her pension card (15mins) then some change (15 more mins now you're late for work) argues with the bus driver over destinations or something then takes another 5 to be seated. Formation Guerilla Grannies can often be found in large shopping malls. These ones are highly trained and not to be trifled with. They walk 3 or 4 abreast and NO MATTER what you try to do to pass them they will out maneuver you. This lot also specialise in blocking the entirety of the display YOU want to look at and parking so crooked that they take up 3 spaces. Perhaps most scary is the Volvo Driving Guerilla Granny whose vision works if he spots a pedestrian to hit but fades out at red lights. At peak hour they like to cruise along freeways at 30k reminiscing about the good ol'days of the rabbitoh..."

1.	Guys with really, really baggy pants. Is it me, or does this look totally absurd? I could wear a size 72 pair of jeans strapped around my waist and I'd be in fashion with my own generation. You can't even see their SHOES, for cryin' out loud!! How do these people run? Or can they? If I were to throw one of these guys out of an airplane, would he land safely? Can I try it and find out?

2.	People who put bumperstickers on their cars that say "My child was an honor student at So-And-So Elementary School!" OK, have your little genius answer this question: who cares? Nobody on the road knows who you are, and they really don't give a damn about your honor student. These are nothing but self-gratifying little ways of saying "Your child sucks. Mine is a genius. Now get out of my way." Wanna know what my favorite bumpersticker is? It says, "My kid beat up your honor student." Amen!

3.	Drivers who change lanes when approaching a stoplight.Even though they have to stop, they change lanes JUST to get a few feet closer to the intersection. Gee, THAT's gonna get you there faster.

4.	Guys in fancy, jacked-up trucks. Egos run rampant with these types...they get in their trucks and into their own little worlds where they're the coolest people on earth and everyone gasps in awe as they drive by. Usually these trucks have darkly-tinted windows so you can't see in. At least they give us that.

5.	Guys who chew. You know, it's really hard to hold a meaningful conversation with somebody when they're splurching gobs of lumpy brown goo into a cup. The smell isn't so hot, either. A friend of mine once had an entire cup of brown goo knocked over onto his hardwood floor. It was not a happy moment...

6.	Girls who dress like sex kittens and then complain about all the guys who look at them. Excuse me, missy, but...oh, never mind. Continue shopping.

7.	Guys with long hair that hangs in their faces. These people are usually clerks of some sort, and they're constantly brushing their stringy hair out their faces so they can see what buttons they're pressing on the register. And the strange part is that they don't seem annoyed by it. Too bad it doesn't have that effect on me...

8.	People who bring their small children to R-rated movies. There's nothing worse than trying to sit through a loud action movie with some little doo-doo geyser screeching its head off because Mommy and Daddy like to subject it to scary noises and loud music. I wonder what kind of people these kids grow to be. Rock singers on dope? (Yes, I know...it's redundant.)

9.	Guys who back their cars into parking spaces when there's absolutely no reason to do so. This is one of the all-time moronic things I've ever watched someone do. They spend 10 minutes backing up, pulling forward, straightening out, backing up again, turning the wheel just a tad to the left, then to the right...and the ONLY reason they do this is so they can jump in the car and zoom off in a hurry without having to waste all that time backing out. It also gives them a feeling of accomplishment, like they've done something really practical. It's incredible, yet they'll swear it's faster. God help us...

10.	People who call 911 for no real reason. Yesterday (8/10/96) there was a major power outage throughout several Western states, including mine (Arizona). On the T.V. and radio news, they were pleading with people to stop calling 911 unless it was an emergency. Now, what kind of person calls 911 just because the power goes out? These are unthinking morons without a shred of common sense...and yesterday's events proved that there are a hell of a lot of 'em out there, lurking in our neighborhoods. If your iron lung shut down, fine...call 911. Otherwise, deal with it.

11.	People who pronounce "Hawaii" as "Huh-wy-uh." Then there's "Warshington" and "Kentuck", which are good places to do some fishin' in a "crick." Most of these people also love a good "rasslin" match in the United States of "Amurica." Listen to the way Newt Gingrich says "America", and you'll see what I mean.

12.	Parents who don't restrain their kids in public places. These are usually tired-looking moms who are pushing a shopping cart down grocery store aisles, listlessly tossing things in the cart while the kids run amok and trash things. Then there's the child who wants something...the last time I was at the store, a certain little kid wanted yogurt. How did I know? Because he was SCREAMING IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER! All I heard for 20 minutes was "I WANT YOGURT! I WANT YOGURT!" And I mean LOUD. It reverberated through the entire store. You could drag a rake across a chalkboard and get a more pleasant sound. The mother, of course, totally ignored him. "Ignore them and they'll learn respect," they say. She sure didn't earn mine. I just wanted to dunk his head in a vat of the stuff..."You want yogurt??" [dunk] "Then HERE YOU GO!!" [dunk-dunk]

13.	People who fondle fruit. Usually when I'm buying groceries, I notice people standing in the produce section fondling fruit, usually blocking out other customers who might want some of it. They don't just pick out the ones that look the best...they have to feel each one. Touching, squeezing, prodding, poking, shaking, smelling... Just CUT THE FOREPLAY BUY THE FRIGGIN' FRUIT! If it's not bruised to death, it's fine. You're still going to eat the cancer-causing pesticides, so pick one and move out of the way.

14.	People who call the jungle a "rainforest." Sigh...making the language prettier doesn't stop those trees from coming down, folks.

15.	Old people who demand senior citizen discounts as if they'rereally saving a bundle. This is age discrimination, pure and simple. These people get a discount JUST because they're 40+ years older than I am. What gives? Unless it's a really big discount like 50% or more, it's not really worth the trouble anyway. Shaving $1 from a $10 meal isn't going to inflate your savings by much, trust me. And if your budget is so tight, why don't you save even more money and just have a sandwich? I know it sounds cruel...but there are lots of older folks who don't need this discount. If you can afford a pair of plaid golf knickers, you can damn well pay full price for that omlette. You're already getting my Social Security money, WHICH I will never see, I might add...isn't that enough??

16.	Women who use baby strollers as battering rams. Walkingthrough any crowded place is risky business, thanks to these "moms on the run."They will bump you, bash you, rip the shoe right off your foot if need be...justdon't get in their way. Your lower body could be in serious jeopardy.

17.	Guys who steer their vehicles with their wrist. I'm not sure why, but it really, REALLY bugs me when I look over and see some loser with his arm draped over the wheel as if he were the coolest thing on the planet. (And every five seconds he lifts his arm up to see how fast he's going.) I'd like to know how much control of that wheel he would have if I were to...oh, I don't know...SLAM into him and run him off the road. Not that I would do such a thing, of course. Not in the daytime, anyway.

18.	Women in minivans. Now, this is a major road hazard. Usually the minivan is full of kids who are battling with the mother for supremacy, and sooner or later the minivan will swerve lane to lane or come to a screeching halt in the middle of an intersection. It happens, believe me...and the driver is always a woman who is yelling threats at the little demons in the back.

19.	Women in minivans who are ahead of me in the drive-thru at McDonald's. Promise me one thing. Promise me that you will NEVER let this happen to you. You will be in for a serious wait, worse than anything you've ever seen at the bank, or even the post office. And you will watch in horror as one, two, four, nine, a dozen bags of greasy food are handed to the unseen Mom in the driver's seat. "My God," you'll say to yourself, "how can someone possibly need so much food? How?" We shall never know.

20.	Grossly overweight people who order everything on the menu and then request a packet of Sweet 'n' Low. Need I say more?

21.	People who use your name a thousand times during a normal conversation. This makes me cringe. "Hi, Barry. Well, Barry, what do you think about that new movie, Barry? I think the dialog was crappy, but as you know, Barry, the special effects were produced by that guy...what's his name, Barry? You know, the one who did that movie about pinball...yes, Barry, that's the one! Barry, you know a lot about pinball, don't ya Barry?" YYEEAAAAGGHHH!!! hehe.. i totally agree with that sentiment.. =)

22.	Really slow people in grocery stores. This happens to me all the time...I'll be pushing my cart up and down the aisles, getting this and that, when suddenly I come face-to-butt with some lady who's just standing there in the middle of the aisle, looking at the label of EVERY single product on both sides. After a few moments she'll slowly reach up and grab a can, change her mind, put it back, slowly grab another, drop it in her cart, and advance an inch or so down the aisle. Usually there is NO room to move around her because she's right in the middle of everything. I can see these people from way back, and if I think I have a chance of getting around, I'll rattle my cart as I approach to let them know someone's coming. If that doesn't work, I'll sigh REALLY loud, turn around, and just go back the way I came. I don't even ask them to move anymore. Most people follow the general traffic rules that apply to the road (which is interesting in itself), but some just plow down the middle without thinking. It's not always women, though...yesterday I got stuck behind a guy in one of those motorized cart-things, and it was about an inch an hour. I tried to pull around him, but a 90-year-old man was coming my way, moving even slower. I felt like just collapsing on the floor and foaming at the mouth. THAT would have cleared the way in a hurry...

23.	Losers who cruise parking lots in low-rider trucks with reallyloud stereos. This is a special kind of loser...a loser who feels so inadequate that driving through a parking lot while blasting his car stereo gives him a feeling of power as people look his way with annoyance. Just looking at these guys makes them feel great. When you acknowledge their existence by letting them see you watching them, you increase their coolness factor. Wanna know what I do? I look the opposite direction. If I'm walking along and some idiot drives by with a booming stereo, I look at the wall next to me as he drives by. This works well, because 99% of the time (if you look closely), these guys are looking at you as they drive by--they want to make sure you're watching. Screw them! Look away, study the fascinating wall next to you. I've had guys actually rev their engines and squeal their tires as they drove away from my non-looking. I'm not kidding...sometimes they're still looking back as they drive away! Ahhh, frustration!

24.	Guerilla Grannies. This was submitted by RobV in Australia who evidently has some problems with certain elderly folks. He's got a damn good point! He says: "These dangerous and highly organised cells of Trotskyite Senior Citizens go to great lengths to bugger up the whole city. An example of "Guerilla Grannying" is the sort who gets on a crowded peak hour bus with a quad stick, fumbles first for his/her pension card (15mins) then some change (15 more mins now you're late for work) argues with the bus driver over destinations or something then takes another 5 to be seated. Formation Guerilla Grannies can often be found in large shopping malls. These ones are highly trained and not to be trifled with. They walk 3 or 4 abreast and NO MATTER what you try to do to pass them they will out maneuver you. This lot also specialise in blocking the entirety of the display YOU want to look at and parking so crooked that they take up 3 spaces. Perhaps most scary is the Volvo Driving Guerilla Granny whose vision works if he spots a pedestrian to hit but fades out at red lights. At peak hour they like to cruise along freeways at 30k reminiscing about the good ol'days of the rabbitoh..."

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