We aim to make your dining experience with us as pleasant as possible, et quam laetissimus. Here's the story of our restaurant, told by our head chef.
Ever since my Uncle Hector was killed by a rabid walking venus flytrap, I've held a grudge against the Plantae kingdom. Animals are quite good at killing each other, but plants are much less violent. The fierce competition for survival just isn't there. So now our enemies the plants will have someone to seek out, stalk (hee hee), and destroy them---that would be me, The Vegetarian Butcher(tm). I take pleasure in severing plants from the lifeline of their roots and watching the life slowly fade from their disconnected bodies. To see the freshly-cut stem dry out, causing irreparable damage, gives me a sense of hope that someday Uncle Hector's death finally will be avenged.
Death to plants!
Le Menu:
Fruity clam rake
Adsorb spinach
(currently taking suggestions)