"Abandon all hope ye who enter here*"                 *Written on the entrance to Hell

If you hadn't noticed by now, you have entered my web site.  If you are looking for the hottest adult site on the internet you have come to the WRONG place!  So pull your pants up and put away the lotion and slowly back away from the computer you sick bastard.  I made this site a few years ago.  I wanted to put up my artwork, poetry, maybe some short stories, but then I realized that I'm pretty lazy.  It's been like 3 years since I even touched this site.  I'm pretty bored right now and I figured I should do something productive with my free time.  So here goes the newly updated site (actually it's the same shit as before I just changed this intro.  LOL

This many people have checked out my site.  Too many to count, I know, but try anyway.

Click the arrow to go to a page all about the man behind this corny ass site.

SIGN MY GUESTBOOK PEOPLE, I NEED TO KNOW THAT I GOT VISITORS THAT ACTUALLY GIVE A DAMN