Me and My oddities

First, the stats. I am female and 27. I am a mommy, and that is my most important job. I am a tad shy of five feet tall, and I weigh 110 pounds. I am Black Irish and Cherokee Indian, so my coloring is as intense as my personality: jet black hair quickly graying, brown eyes and pale skin. All and all I am wholly unattractive. Furthermore, I am not interested in anything other than cursory flirtations, so don't waste your time or mine.

Just in case you must, I am wearing boxers and some sort of ugly T-shirts, and no, I most assuredly do NOT want to "cyber".

Now, as promised, the lists.

• People
• Communal eating
• Love
• Books
• Movies
• Music
• Philosophy
• Sex

• German Food
• Romance Novels
• Television (except for the Power Rangers)
• Drama
• Short-sighted people who think that they know everything.
• The New Kids, in any of their incarnations.
• Chaos
• Cruelty
• Girlie Women
• "Relationships"

• Everything will work out in the end.
• The world is lovely and resplendent in the possibility of its joy.
• God, dressed in flannel, led me home.
• I know nothing
• It's okay to get lost. You learn to find your way home in the dark.
• Purity is a myth.
• Women and men are from the same damned planet. Stop writing books.
• Singularity is not good.
• Broken things can be fixed.

• Hell is real.
• Fairies aren't real.
• Reality is good.
• True love is worth any sacrifice.
• Truth is freedom.
• You must be first to be valued.
• Vulnerability is weakness.
• It's okay to hurt someone in self-defense.
• Sex is meaningless
• Magic is dead.

• True love
• Stability
• Friends
• Bubble baths
• More shackles
• A copy of The Jewels of Opar (a Tarzan book)
• The Pulitzer Prize
• Peace
• Joy
• A really good Top who loves short chicks with caustic senses of humor. *L*

• You get to wear leather.
• They can never say "But I did all the work!"
• This is one instance when they respect you more if you beg.
• You get to call someone daddy, and they don't assume you're being a smart ass.
• You get to play with toys no matter how old you are.
• You get to say please and thank you.
• You can say "I wasn't thinking" and mean it.
• No one looks at you funny if you say "Tie me up,please" unless you forget the "please".
• You get to find out EXACTLY what it's like to belong to someone else. It's fairly remarkable.
• There is no more intimate relationship on the planet.

• You always have someone to talk to.
• Sometimes you're telling the truth when you say, "But it wasn't me!"
• You can say people don't understand you, and you're right.
• You take multi-tasking to new levels.
• If you f*ck up, you can invent another personality, blame the screw-up on it, then tell people it's okay, because they've been integrated and don't exist anymore.
• It's a great way to get rid of losers. Just tell them you have DID, get a glazed look on your face, and make a squeaky rabbit noise. *poof* They're gone.
• On a serious note, we're really, really cooler than people know. We have a wider range of interests, and a wider range of talents. So, we can have a HUGE ego and be right.
• We get to utterly baffle people most of the time. (It's okay. Gives 'em character.)
• We can say "My alter made me do it" and know they actually believe that crap.
• Every moment we exist and manage not to hate, we know we are walking evidence of the utter pathetic failures our abusers were. We won.

The True/False List

Back by popular demand

Okay, this list has rules. Mark it true and false, send it back and if you're right, I shall give you a boon. (This is a safe thing to do, because this is the 'net. I will NOT give out my address and my phone number, and if your "prize" is stupid, expect me to mock the crap out of you.)

• I broke my Achilles tendon in a riding accident in '81.
• I love jello.
• My favorite song is "Trouble Me".
• I was, for a short time, a prostitute. I did not sell actual intercourse though, and it led to my only real suicide attempt.
• I grew up in the north east, where I was an honor student.
• I finished next to last place in my high school class.
• I wear a lot of pastels.
• I have never been in love. I have thought I was in love, but in retrospect, it always looks like it was just confusion.
• I love velvet.
• I am tragically terrified of commitment. This is because "I love you" translates to me "I will kill you."


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