You're making me wear a skirt? I can't believe it. Well, yes I can. Everyone else is wearing one, and if I put on jeans, I would stick out like a sore thumb. But man, is it cold in here! But that isn't the only problem I have. Do you remember when you told me to wear knee-highs rather than thigh-highs? Well, guess what? The hem of this skirt doesn't cover up my knee-highs! I'm okay when I stand up, but I look like an idiot when I sit down. I would use my coat to cover my legs, but I need to wear it over the T-shirt I've got on, otherwise my arms will freeze off. I'm just glad everyone else is as cold as I am.
But I have another problem: a run in one of my knee-highs. I should have thought of it when you had me put it on, but I was wearing it under a long dress and thinking about the weather. So, should I take off the knee highs, or leave them on and hope no one notices? (Don't you wish you'd had me change into jeans now?)