Gee, thanks for telling me to change into a skirt. If I weren't wearing thigh-highs, I'd be freezing to death here. At least I have a coat to wear over my T-shirt to keep my shoulders and arms warm. But I still have a problem. This slip you have me wearing is hanging out, and I can't keep it up where it should be. If I take it off, my legs will probably get cold. If I leave it on, I'll look really stupid. So, do I leave it on or take it off?

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