THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH A MASSIVE AMOUNT OF APPLES | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH A MASSIVE AMOUNT OF APPLES | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
By Mark and Gina | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
IF RED | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
* Take a massive basket of red apples to the mall and start chucking them at people. * Our school's cafeteria keeps a huge bowl of fruit next to the cash register. If your school does the same, take a massive basket of red apples and pour them into the huge bowl. When someone asks you what you are doing, mumble, "Nothin'" * String a massive amount of red apples into necklaces and use them at Mardi Gras. * Throw red apples at people's heads and scream, "Learn your gravity!!!" *Ask someone to hold a red apple and stand twenty feet away while you draw your bow. * Put doll clothes on the red apples and stage a reading of "Prometheus" * Roll a massive amount of red apples down the street and sing, "Boooorrn freeeeee....." * Tie a massive amount of red apples to the branches of an oak tree. Say that the oak tree is "having babies, finally!" |
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IF GREEN | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
* Take a massive basket of green apples to the mall and start chucking them at people. * Our school's cafeteria keeps a huge bowl of fruit next to the cash register. If your school does the same, take a massive basket of green apples and pour them into the huge bowl. When someone asks you what you are doing, mumble, "Nothin'" * String a massive amount of green apples into necklaces and use them at Mardi Gras. * Throw green apples at people's heads and scream, "Learn your gravity!!!" * Ask someone to hold a green apple and stand twenty feet away while you draw your bow. * Put doll clothes on the green apples and stage a reading of "Prometheus" * Roll a massive amount of green apples down the street and sing, "Boooorrn freeeeee....." * Tie a massive amount of green apples to the branches of an oak tree. Say that the oak tree is "having babies, finally!" |
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THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH A MASSIVE AMOUNT OF GREEN PEPPERS |
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Nothing. Peppers just aren't that much fun. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
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