THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH A MASSIVE AMOUNT OF APPLES
WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH A MASSIVE AMOUNT OF APPLES
By Mark and Gina
IF RED
* Take a massive basket of red apples to the mall and start chucking them at people.
* Our school's cafeteria keeps a huge bowl of fruit next to the cash register. If your school does the same, take a massive basket of red apples and pour them into the huge bowl. When someone asks you what you are doing, mumble, "Nothin'"
* String a massive amount of red apples into necklaces and use them at Mardi Gras.
* Throw red apples at people's heads and scream, "Learn your gravity!!!"
*Ask someone to hold a red apple and stand twenty feet away while you draw your bow.
* Put doll clothes on the red apples and stage a reading of "Prometheus"
* Roll a massive amount of red apples down the street and sing, "Boooorrn freeeeee....."
* Tie a massive amount of red apples to the branches of an oak tree. Say that the oak tree is "having babies, finally!"
IF GREEN
* Take a massive basket of green apples to the mall and start chucking them at people.
* Our school's cafeteria keeps a huge bowl of fruit next to the cash register. If your school does the same, take a massive basket of green apples and pour them into the huge bowl. When someone asks you what you are doing, mumble, "Nothin'"
* String a massive amount of green apples into necklaces and use them at Mardi Gras.
* Throw green apples at people's heads and scream, "Learn your gravity!!!"
* Ask someone to hold a green apple and stand twenty feet away while you draw your bow.
* Put doll clothes on the green apples and stage a reading of "Prometheus"
* Roll a massive amount of green apples down the street and sing, "Boooorrn freeeeee....."
* Tie a massive amount of green apples to the branches of an oak tree. Say that the oak tree is "having babies, finally!"
THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH A
MASSIVE AMOUNT OF GREEN PEPPERS
Nothing. Peppers just aren't that much fun.
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