KIDNAPPING!!!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Mary's Furby, Mangle, has been kidnapped by Ms. and Mr. X!!! What are they demanding as ransom? Will Mary ever see her beloved Furby again? What do black-market wallets in Sri Lanka have to do wiith any of this? Find out... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
On Friday, December 15, Mangle was cruelly taken from the bookbag of the unsuspecting Mary. Now in the clutches of Ms. and Mr. X, communications are being held between Mary and the X's contacts, Mark and Rose. Here are the ransom notes. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
WE HAVE YOUR PRECIOUS MANGLE!!! THIS AIN'T NO JOKE! |
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DANGLE THE MANGLE-OVER THE PIRAHNA TANK!!!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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WE'RE FORCING HIM TO WORK TWELVE HOURS A DAY STITCHING WALLETS TO SELL ON THE BLACK MARKET IN SRI LANKA!!! BWAAA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE MANGLE AGAIN, YOU MUST SEND US ONE CREAMED-CORN, MAYONNAISE, AND EGG OMELET IN AN UNMARKED ENVELOPE, TO BE DELIVERED THROUGH OUR CONTACTS, MARK AND ROSE. AND TO PROVE THAT WE'RE SERIOUS, HERE'S A MESSAGE FROM MANGLE HIMSELF. |
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"Help me, Mary! Help me!" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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As of now Ms. and Mr. X have yet to recieve their omelet, and still hold Mangle the Furby in their clutches. What will become of poor Mangle? Stay tuned over the next weeks to find out! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
<------- Get back, JoJo. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||