SILLY GAMES!

Alas, he tripped and fell.

SLUM TYCOON MONOPOLY

THREE A.M. MONOPOLY

Screw all those fancy-living Kentucky Aves and Marvin Gardens. Be a Slum Tycoon!!! Before anyone else catches on to what you're doing, buy up every single crappy, unwanted, $2-rent-a-night-with-dirty-sheets-rats-in-the-walls-continental-breakfast-in-an-envelope properties! "Bargain" with your friends (read: steal their properties when they get up to go to the bathroom), and buy up the whole cheap side of the board! Then wipe em' out with suprisingly expensive hotels! Gloat as they realize who owns Atlantic City now! Bwaa haa ha ha ha!!!!!

An incredibly long and detailed game, Monopoly can last for hours on end. And when Monopoly runs into the wee hours of the morning, what could be better than sleep-deprived hallucinating board games with friends? After ten hours of playing, the dice roll themselves and everybody's the shoe!

MAKE-YOUR-OWN-CARDS CLUE

Just replace all the cards with new ones that you make yourself.  Was it Richard Nixon in the 7-11 with the Coconut? Was it Mark Reader in the Pet Store with the Refried Beans? Was it YOU? Use your imagination! Speaking of refried beans, go here.