the truth never stands in the way of a good story.
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august 18
everyone and everything sucks today. the printer beeped all fucking morning and because i'm not supposed to touch it, i couldn't do anything about it. then, this afternoon the thermostat started beeping. ain't technology fucking great? the guy in the mext cubicle over is playing his blues cd's again. usually they don't bother me. in fact, they all sound the same and i can block them out but.... the one he was listening to is SO annoying. it's the only one i can distinguish and it sucks. i am in a pissy mood today. look what scott has to look forward to. oh, boy, we get to have sex tonight. i never thought i'd look at sex as a chore but i'm obsessed. i think i'm approaching my fertile time. every sperm is sacred. on another vein, do you have a vibrator? it seems like they are all the vogue now in the media. they are the star of several tv shows and web sites. am i abnormal for not having one? i really want to know. : yesterday : : today : : tomorrow :
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