P R I M E K U T S

Are you wondering what Prime Kuts is?
PK is a child of mine that was born during a 
talk with a former friend. One day we were
sitting around wondering why there are few 
to none hardcore pornographical magazines for women.
We concluded that women like sex but somewhere along in years, 
they were led to believe that it was taboo to admit it. 

Enter the birth of Prime Kuts.
My former friend, wanting to be the female Larry Flynt would like
me to publish Prime Kuts as a full blown magazine catering to 
women who aren't afraid to admit their love of sex. 
For now, Pk will exist as a fanzine type of publication 
and we will be happy to use our research compiled during this time as 
the basis for the Hustler type of mag which will come later.
Before you begin reading I do have to offer my thanks to 
some people who rather than scoff at my ambition, support 
it. Firstly, to all my friends Russ, Jeffie, Ralphie, Jen, 
Chris, Trish, Vin, Caroline, Joshua...mmmmm molesting Josh...I
think Caroline and I need to make that flick...I havent forgotten...
me, you, and some handcuffs got a date baby(efg) George, Chris, AAron,
Larkhan, Rick, Di, Lance, thanks for your ideas hon....MUCH MUCH appreciated,
I promise...I shall be thanking you. Alison, Donna, LuAnne, I love you guys....
To Mr. Pink at Darkside Tattoo,thanks for the moniker, 
this Perv Girl appreciates it. 
To McBitch, thanks for being honest and letting me use it;-) 
Paula, Lenny, Tracey, Joey, Carolina and Vinny thanks 
for all the honest communication. And lastly, to everyone 
who answers my questions (Aaron, George,Dawna, George, Rick, Di,
Jeffie....if I forgot anyone I am so sorry.....I love you all.) 
without even blinking an eye, thanks for the material.
NOW READ ON!!!!!
Feel free to send us your stories, problems and 
perversions, I would be happy to use them in an upcoming 
issue.
Click here to send us your juicy stuff!!

Noise or Silence

  Ok...again, getting personal....My friends know this, 
as we all are REALLY open with eachother...Not to long ago...
while staying at a hotel for a few days with my...ummm...."friend"
our phone rang and it was the manager.....evidently,
I was being too noisy...during..."intimate" times.  
So....I decided to do some research 
on what is better....silence...or noise....
  Overwhelmingly.....noise wins out.  
I prefer to let my partner know when I am enjoying the moment....
I have recently found...that is what most people prefer.  
Many men like to be told what their partner likes and dislikes...
Ladies, you can't be shy. You are sharing many things with the 
person trying to please you, and the one that you are trying to please. 
 Many men like to talk dirty.  You know, if you dont like being called
a little whore, my whore, bitch. Compromise...and endure,
they are words, not fists, they don't leave bruises or scars...
they are said in the heat of the moment between two people.  
Words don't kill....if so, I would have been put in prison long ago
  I have found in my research that many people prefer moans....
the louder the better.... If you think about it....
wouldnt you like to be told in your partner's own special way 
that they are totally enjoying the things you are doing to them?
I know that many men, and women combined have told me that moans 
that their partner emits...makes them more hot...
making them act more erotically...in the things they do and try....
  So, readers, there you have it!  Break the sound barriers!!!
Tell your partner what pleases you, teach! be taught! Most of all....
Enjoy yourself...that is what matters...that is what you want..that 
is what your partner wants...there is nothing wrong with it...sex is
something that two people share...it is not dirty, disgusting or 
distasteful, if you think so, then you have unconfronted issues...
now get over them so you can MAKE SOME NOISE!!!!! YEAH!

Ask Bess

Dear Bess,
  I like to shave my bikini line, recently I have discovered
that the shaving is much more itchy...I find myself wanting to scratch,
feeling like a man reaching for his balls.  I need an alternative...
the idea of hot wax down there does not appeal to me...any ideas???
Thanks,
Tina
Dear Tina
  There is an option!!! one that I am highly pleased about,
seeing I prefer to be hairless as well!  Go to your local pharmacy...
look for a creme called Surgi-creme...Leave it on, wipe it off...
ahhhh hair-be-gone!  If you have sensative skin, use with care.
Best to you....
Bess
Dear Bess,
I have a problem that I cannot speak about to my friends, 
my doctor or even my Mom. I hope that you can help me. 
I love anal sex, I just cannot get enough of it.  
My boyfriend is rather well endowed and we are having a 
problem fitting together.  
I think that he is too afraid to hurt me to really try.
What do you think?
Thanks,
Sabby
Sabby,
There are lots of things that the two of you can try!  
Firstly there are a million and one lubricants out there, 
perhaps you aren't using enough.  You can also try to use an
anal tickler, ben wa balls or simply a dildo to give you the 
satisfaction that you need.  
Bring this up to your shy man,
or go to the store yourself and just purchase some items, 
but whatever you do, have fun and be safe....
Bess
Dear Bess,
My boyfriend is a virgin.  He would like to save himself for marriage 
but it is driving me crazy!!!!! I think that he has issues because 
I am more experienced than him.  He loves for me to give him head and 
I love doing it, but isn't that sex?  I tried to tell him that it 
is but he says no.  He also doesnt mind for the both of us to 
masturbate together or for me to jerk him off.  
Are these all not forms of sex?
Linda
Linda,
Well, first let me state that good for your man! I hope that 
he is planning on marrying you so that you may reap the 
rewards of your hard work.  What people deem as sexual acts differs 
from person to person. I believe that yes, oral sex is sex.....but hey,
that was the presidents defense...:-)  Do your best to put up with it.  
I wish you luck.
Bess

Fantasyville

Welcome to Fantasyville....here we will take one fantasy
(sometimes more if it is too good to pass up) that has been 
sent in by a reader......please feel free to submit.  Go ahead now...
read on....enjoy
Dear Prime Kuts,
You asked to hear fantasies from your readers, 
I have this fantasy that people I have told it to have actually
stopped talking to me over.  I dont think that it is that bad, but
I will let you judge for yourself.
  
I am a born and bred Roman Catholic girl, for this reason I have 
made the choice to save myself for marriage but I think about sex
all the time and most of the time at the worst places. 
I have a hard time controlling myself and sometimes my fantasies
are so real that I actually have an orgasm.  I have begun to think
that I can no longer save myself for marriage.
  
Last week I went to confession, my church is very old and it
still has the anonymous booths that so many of todays modern 
houses of worship have forsaken.  Father Smith, as I will call 
him is a very attractive older man, he has beautiful salt and pepper
hair that combined with these ice-blue eyes make him irresistable.  
Anyway, I was in the booth listening to the father speak to me about 
my sins when my mind started wandering.
  
All I could think about was that man coming into the booth and
stating that he must punish me for my behavior of the last week. 
The father then lifts my skirt and gently starts to spank me, steadily
getting more and more stearn as the beating continues.  
He then forces me onto my knees in front of him where I proceed 
to take him into my mouth gently sucking on the head, shaft and
then scrotum of his penis.  The father continues to force my head up
and down by pulling on my long ponytail just as he is about to have 
release he turns me around and enters me from behind causing me to bite
down from the pleasure and pain that he is giving me.  
Unable to control myself any longer I moan.  
The father and I hear footsteps coming towards the area where 
we are. Father Smith was not at all bothered to look up into 
the eyes of Sister Joyce. The thought running through my mind 
at that time was absolute terror.  Sister joyce slowy makes her 
way over to where the father and I were standing.  Joyce begins 
to remove her habit.  "Father, she states breathily, I cannot have you
enjoying this alone. That would be a sin agains God and mankind. 
Sister Joyce then plants her pussy right on my face! 
In shock at first, I have no idea what I was to do when suddenly 
I feel her hands pushing my head into her now wet and dripping 
snatch C'mon girl, I know you can lick.  The room being so small
I have no choice but to lap at her swollen nub. Soon the father was
about to reach orgasm and I had many times, so I felt that all
I could do was help Joyce achieve the same plateau of pleasure 
that we had reached.  To keep Joyce from screaming out in ecstasy
Father shoved his hand over her mouth as I licked hungerily at 
the beaver in front of me.  Finally I was able to feel Father Smith 
release himself deep inside of me, with a groan 
into Sister Joyce I again came.  Soon after the sister 
shot a stream of warm cunt juice right into my mouth again
making me moan in esctasy.  With one last sharp slap on my sensative
ass cheeks Father says " Ten Hail Mary's and Ten Our Fathers."
 
After adjusting his zipper the Father slips out of the cutained 
area and back into the booth next door.  Sister Joyce who was not 
wearing any garments under her mantle adjusted her skirts and 
looked at me without a word, she walked over and put her lips on mine,
slipping her tongue into my now swollen lips, she says 
" Why don't you join us, the convent could us a parishioner as dedicated
as yourself.  I blush as Joyce strokes my cheeks and walks ut of the booth. 
I cant wait for confession next week is my thought.
I didnt hear the Father speaking to me because I was so busy rubbing 
at my swollen clit.  Miss M, Miss M? I was so embarrassed 
as a little moan escaped my lips that I ran from the confessional.  
I don't think that is a bad fantasy.....but everyone looks at me funny 
when I say that I want to have sex in a confessional.  What do you think?
Editors note: YOU HAVE ISSUES GIRL!!!!!!! LOL!

STORYLAND

The Surprise
" Do you like that?"
The woman on the bed remained silent as the man stood over
her pulling tighter on the ties holding her.  
"Do you like that I said?"
Again, no words escaped the mouth of the woman as she looked 
into the eyes of the man standing before her.  
"are you comfortable?"
The woman looked up at the man and nodded gently
"you will tell me, I assure you"
The woman wimpered gently as the man leaned over her and took 
one of her nipples into his mouth.  A gasp escaped her red lips 
as his teeth scraped at her shrivled and swollen skin.
"Tell me what you want....tell me you want it."
"Please"
"please? please what? Please you? take you to heights 
that you have never seen before?"
More whimpers escaped her mouth as soft kisses were rained on her 
milk white skin.  The woman reached out for her seducer, pulling at 
the ties that bound her. 
"what is it you want my sweet? Do you want this?"
Darkness surrounded the woman as a blindfold was placed over her eyes.  
Hard hands reached down and pinched her nipples.  The sensation 
of the fingers was replaced by that of cold, immediatly a gasp 
errupted form the woman as the ice melted against her hot skin and 
travelled down her body.  A warm mouth closed over the puckered 
nipple heating the skin.  The man reached his hand down to stroke 
the warm flesh at the apex of the womans thighs.
"Do you like this? Do you want this? tell me, I will not be 
your fall guy..."
The husky voice of the man was met by soft groans from the 
woman as she bucked her body against his hand exploring 
her hot flesh. The man continued to penetrate his prey with 
his fingers.  
"please...."
"please? what is it you want?"
The man lowered his head to her body and took her clit in his mouth, 
sucking and nibbling and was quickly rewarded with her wetness on 
his tongue "You do like that! I thought you would..."
The man continued to lick her as he filled her with his fingers.  
Moans and whimpers escaped the womans lips becoming more frantic 
as he brought her closer to release. The woman began pulling at 
the ties and trying to reach the body of her ravisher.
The man stood and stopped his minsitrations to the womans body.  
"Im thirsty, yourself?
The woman slowly nodded her head, afraid of what would come out 
of her mouth.
"please"
"Please what?"
"please...no."
The woman was squirming waiting for her eminate release.
"oh, you wish me to continue?"
The man took a sip out of a cold flute and lowered his lips to 
the womans mouth as he poured the liquid into her mouth from his.
"Tell me what else you want."
The man began to run his fingers lightly over the womans body, 
renewing her uncomfort. Slowly he took another sip of his drink and 
lowered his mouth to her nipples released the liquid over a nipple 
and her skin and sucking it up as it trailed down her soft skin.
"I think i will continue to drink from you...my sweet...."
"Have you decided what you want?"
"please" the woman responded with baited breath
"please what?" The man smiled down and lowered himself teasingly 
onto the womans lips. "Do you want this?" The woman opended her 
mouth to take him in as the man withdrew leaving her with just a 
small taste of him on her kiss swollen lips.
"please" The woman responded as the man pulled himself away from 
her mouth
"please? Please what?"
"please...I want you"
"you want me? The man stood over the woman and removed her blindfold.
"you want me?"
The woman nodded yes as the man lowered himself into her folds 
letting just the tip of his cock feel the wetness she had to offer, 
then filled her with the rest of him.
"this is what I wanted." The woman sighed as the man finally allowed 
her to have her release, he too exploding into her.
"I know it is baby, I know it is...and its your special day....

Prey

 The night was chilly for May the smell of lilacs drifted
 in on the breeze that came through my open window.  
The day had been long and filled with stress, I was 
looking forward to a nice long bath and a good book to curl up with.
 The bed sheets were cool as I slipped my nude body between them 
and pulled the crisp cotton up to my chin.  How I adored spring nights, 
with the breeze and the slight smell carried on the wind...made it much 
easier to sleep.  Spring mornings were tough for me, I found myself 
wanting to stay in bed between my sheets and pass the day away.  
Unfortunatly, my job demanded  I be there bright and early.  
I adored the kids I taught, but couldnt wait for summer so t
hat I could spend some extra time in my bed.
 I dont know how long I had been asleep before I felt the rough 
hand pass over my mouth. "Don't make a sound Bitch and you will be fine"
The man over me was dressed in dark clothing, and wore a hooded 
sweat shirt.  The skin on his hands was rough, working hands.  
His eyes a deep blue covered by brown eyebrows.  His lips were 
full and pink. I wanted to remember every detail I could. 
 I was waiting for him to release my hands, they were held 
above my head by his hand..it wasnt until I looked to my left 
and saw the strips of ropes he had laid out. I began to look 
for ways to free myself, to hurt this man crushing me with his body. 
The man must have anticipated my escape planning because he 
leaned his body more heavily into mine and slipped his knees 
between my legs.
"mind is turning isnt it?..well...I will take care of that."
He fixed his eyes on my left wrist and after applying a piece o
f silver tape over my mouth he began to tie a series of knots. 
"You can pull at those, but you wont be free."
My only reply was to pull and try to talk against the tape 
holding my mouth sealed. 
 I was completly held down, tied at wrists and ankles and 
the man wound his fist in my hair and pulled the tape from 
my mouth, leaning his face close so close to mine that 
I could smell the faint stench of beer on his breath.
" You are going to please me, and I warn you, if I feel one tooth, 
one clench of jaw, and you will be an unhappy woman, do what I t
ell you, and all will be fine" 
 All I could do was nod in fear...my eyes wide as he moved his 
pelvis closer to my mouth putting the tip of his hard cock on 
my lips and rubbed the head over my lips. "open." I slighty opened 
my maw and he man pushed himself into my mouth, I could feel 
his hardness against my tongue. "suck bitch, please me and 
I will reward you" Moving my mouth in time to the mans gyrations I
began to move my mouth over his hardness tasting his bitter precum. 
Again, I felt his fist in my hair and he pulled my head away.
"Stop."
 The man began moving the sheet off the rest of my body, 
exposing my nudeness to the chilled night air that came in 
through the window beside the bed. My body betrayed me as my 
nipples puckered in the breeze. His hands ran over my breasts, 
pinching slightly at my nipples and then moving his mouth down 
to my chest and his hand straying down my stomach and slipping 
fingers between my lips and into me. I closed my eyes and 
turned my head, disgusted that my body would betray me as 
I felt him easily slipping his fingers in and out of me.
"Open your eyes. LOOK AT ME" 
"No...do what you must."
"you will look at me"
A hand was wound tighter in my hair and my head was pulled 
to meet the look in the mans eyes.  I fixed my hazel eyes 
onto his blue gaze and watched the small smile flit over his lips. 
" Thats better."
 The man continued to move his hand between my legs as he rained 
kisses over my hard nipples. Slowly he moved his body down mine 
to rest his head between my legs. "Do you want this?"
"No...who would want this?"
"YOU want this..."
His tongue darted between my legs licking lightly at my swollen clit.  
My body had betrayed me, completely. The man continued to lick  
and nibble at my clit as he moved his fingers withing my cavern.  
I could feel my body begging for release as he removed his hand and 
tongue and placed himself over me.  "Im going to untie your ankles, 
no tricks now..." He turned around and 
undid my ankles placing them on his shoulders as he began 
to tease me with his cock at my opening.  Slowly he filled me with 
his hardness and thrust himself at my body lying underneath him. 
His grunts and groans filling the air as he was pumping into me.  
I was reaching the the pinnacle of orgasm as he began to cum inside me. 
He lay down his damp body atop of me, kissing my neck and hair lightly.
"let me untie you baby...."
"yes, please do.." I replied as I looked amused at my boyfriend 
"well darling, that was a side to you I have never seen before, and I
 must say, I am quite amused."
"Ah my dear...I DEFINATLY think we should play these games more often, now...what is your fantasy...?"
The Goddess
I sat across the table from her, watching closely 
as she took 
minascule bites of her chicken and pasta.  Her lips 
were painted crimson and appeared full as she pulled them back 
from the tines of her fork careful not to smear her lipstick. 
"Do you wish for dessert?"
  I didnt hear the voice of my date as he fixed his ice blue eyes on my 
face.
"Hellooooooooooo?" a slight chuckle escaped his mouth as I moved my gaze
to meet his laughing eyes. "Babe...do you want dessert?"
"Um...no" I answered distractedly.
  Conversation over dinner was good, we discussed everything from the 
latest in sci-fi writing, to current events, however none of it was 
sticking in my mind...other things were playing themselves through there.
"Well...I think that we should retire for the night, we have a long day 
ahead of us tomorrow."
"Ok...should you wish"  I distractedly pushed my arms through the sleeves 
of my coat as I looked up to meet the gaze of our dinner companions.
"Well...we are staying in the same hotel, would you like to come to our 
room for a nightcap?" 
I fixed my eyes on her soft gaze as I watched her shift her eyes to the 
face of her partner. "Is that ok, Love?"
"of course it is! You know you dont have to ask something like that,
I'd enjoy some drinks and stimulating conversation."
  The four of us began to chuckle and made our way to the door of the 
restaurant. Walking side by side I slipped behind the group and watched 
them from afar.
"I'd like to stop by our room and change...is that ok?"
"of course..."
  We took the elevator the the fifth floor of the hotel and slipped 
through the doors as we bid goodbye to our dinner friends.
"See you in about 15...I would like to wash my face and change, Is that 
good for you?"
"Yes..."she answered me with a sly smile as she moved her gaze down my 
chest, her gaze and where it lay was unmistakable.
"slipping into something more comfortable? or more revealing?" She threw 
head back and laughted as I pulled the lapels of my blazer closed. I
drew my eyes away from her face and looked down the brown carpeted hall 
towards our room that had been our home for the last two days.
"So, are you glad we met up with them?"
"Definatly, you?" I answered as I brushed my hair and watched him change 
in the mirror.  "Hon?" I called as he was in the bathroom washing his 
hands "can you grab my black tank top out of the suitcase? Please?"
He came across the room with the tank top in hand.
"may I help you put it on?"
"baby...if you help me put this on, we may never get to our after dinner 
drinks...however....you can DEFINATLY help me remove it later.."
I wrapped my arms around his neck and leaned in for a deep kiss, "thats a
promise...lets not stay too long ok?"
"Oh yes...lets not" he answered as his hands brushed over my chest making
my nipples pucker in anticipation of the pleasure to come.
"Stop!" I said as I slapped his hand away, "the faster we go, the faster 
we return...and the faster I get to feast on you."
"Coming darling?" he said as he opened the door for me to make an exit.
"Not yet..." I answered and chuckled as his gaze rested upon the line of
my tank top.
"Oh...I promise...you shall be...you shall be" He replied as he reached 
his arm around my shoulders as we made our way to the elevator.
  "Come In" a voice called from the otherside of the door. "make 
yourselves comfy, we are changing as well."
  We made our way over to the sofa and chairs in the middle fo the room. I 
took a seat on the sofa while he sat across from me in one of the blue 
fabric covered Queen Ann chairs.  The decor of the hotel was all victorian
the wood a deep cherry and the furniture all flowers and strips.  The beds 
were four poster beds made of solid wood and covered with a silky material
giving a screen or privacy. The Air conditioner droned on and blasted cool
air out into the vast sitting area.
"Im sorry, the room was stifling, I didnt want anyone to be uncomfortable."
"Yes" I nodded in agreement, as our room had been humid as well.
Fixing her gaze on my face she cocked her head and made eyes towards the 
bar behind the chairs. "Why dont you help me fix our gentlemen drinks?"
  I made my way over to where she stood, my eyes drinking in her figure 
before me, she had changed into a short comfortable cotton skirt and a tank
as I had.  Her tanned shiney legs stood out beneath the light fabric.
"what would you like?"
"Oh..well Im feeling a bit decadent...I shall imbibe a tad! Id like a 
vodka, sprite and cranberry please, Honey, what do you want?"
"Um...a beer...everyonce in a while a beer does not hurt."
I watched her expertly fix my drink as I reached over her arms to grab the 
beer. As I brushed against her warms skin a  small rush of electricity
ran through my body.  I couldnt help but raise my gaze to her face to see 
if she felt the same rush that I did.  My eyes were met by her smokey gaze
and a smile spread across her face as she finished arranging our drinks on
the tray.  She ran her fingers over my arm "ready? shall we join our boys?"
I nodded, for fear my voice would betray me.
  I had never before been with a woman, or felt an attraction to one
but there was something about her that made me want to lose myself to her.
She and I sat on the couch as the men sat across from us.
"So...What shall we talk about?"
I couldnt really understand the words that were being said, My eyes were 
fixated on her lips as she rubbed my hand which rested behind the cushion
of the couch. I leaned back and sipped my drink as the men discussed and 
and she occasionally nodded while running her toes over my legs behind the 
immense coffee table.
"Boys?"
Conversation turned towards her voice as she looked angelically in the
direction of our men across the table from us.
"Yes?"
"I think I have changed my mind after all....I think we should have 
dessert to go with our drinks, why dont you run down to the restaurant
and pick some desserts for all of us to sample?"
  Three sets of eyes turned to me waiting for approval as I saw a slight 
shake of the head from my partner. I had a feeling he was eager to get back 
to our room and our privacy.
"I think that is a wonderful idea...something strawberry love. Pick well."
  The men rose from the chairs they sat in and made their way to the door.
"Sweetheart? Dont forget the key so that you can let yourselves in when you
return." She smiled sweetly at the men as they exited the room.
She scooted closer to me on the couch and grabbed a strand of my long hair
"So...tell me...you have been watching me all night, what is it you want?"
I giggled slightly. "I dont know."
"You dont know? No? OK, let me help you."
She moved her mouth close to mine lightly touching her smooth lips over my 
mouth. She slid her tongue out of her lips and between mine as she sucked 
my breath from my body. 
"MMMMMMMMM you have very soft lips.  I definatly like"
I was speechless as she grabbed the back of my head and again made her tongue
at home inside my mouth.  Her other hand moved over the material of my tank
reaching inside and pinching my nipple.
A soft moan escaped my lips as she moved her mouth down the smooth white skin
of my neck, sucking and sinking her teeth into the curve. 
"oh...you like that do you?"
I was unable to speak, but nodded slightly as her mouth moved down to my 
chest and suckled a nipple through the soft cotton material. 
"lets take this off...shall we?"
"well..." I said nervously looking at the door.
"Oh..dont worry...they wont mind, and if they do....I seduced you....you
are helpless."
Her hands worked under my tank to lift it away from my body. 
"lovely...I have been waiting to have my mouth on your rack for hours now"
It occured to me at that moment, that she had planned this, but i was too 
taken with the mouth moving over my nipple, gently sucking and nipping to 
think about it.
  Her hand moved up my thigh and between my legs as she pushed my thong
to the side with her fingers.  She slipped her fingers into my wetness
and began to move them in and out penetrating me softly, increasing her 
pace as  I began to writhe under her ministrations. 
"Oh, you are wet my dear....very wet....very nice."
I didnt care about anything any more, all I wanted was this woman to
bring me to the pinnacle of desire. I heard the knob on the door turn
just as she was lowering her head to rest between my thighs. I heard
voices but they seemed far away and fading as she licked my clit and
moved her hand in and out of me. 
"Cum for me...let yourself go."
Hers were the only words I heard as she continued to move her mouth and 
hands within my body, driving her tongue deep and her fingers deeper.
My body began to spasm as she licked harder and harder causing me to cum
in her mouth.
  I turned my head towards the chairs on the otherside of the couch and saw
our boys watching intently, not a word nor movement coming forth from them.
Silently I offered my sorries...but this was too much to not enjoy.
She brought her head up to mine and dove her tongue between my lips again
"Now...you are all full of honey....go give your baby his dessert."
She rose from the couch and grabbed the arm of her partner and led him into
their bedroom.
"Just make sure the door is closed when you leave, see you tomorrow!"
She looked back at us as I rose from the couch and made my way over to the 
chair...
"shall we go home love?"
"Oh yes...." He replied as he rose from the chair and moved to place his 
hand in mine..."By all means...lets go so that I can have dessert,
it is after all the sweetest part of the meal..." 
We pulled the door shut behind us as we made our way to the elevator 
and to our own room.
Midsummer Breeze
  I lie staring out the window watching the brightness of the 
moon and clouds that drifted across.  The cool night breeze 
stroked my skin as I stuck my face farther out the window to 
take in the sounds of the crickets singing their tune and the 
sweet summer smells of summer.  My mind drifted off to the 
events of the evening as a contented smile spread across my face 
and a giggle ran so deep it touched my soul.
  I stood in the center of the room and listened to the 
idle chatter from the other party goers.  I didn't know 
where I should first start to mingle.  All around me I 
could her glasses clinking, deep laughter, and slight giggles.  
As someone who was new to my job, this was my first company 
cocktail party, it still felt weird.  I felt a pair of eyes 
boring into me, and wondered who those ice blues belonged to.  
I hadn't recalled seeing that man before.  I watched as he 
gracefully grabbed too flutes off a passing tray of a waiter 
and made his way over to me. 
"Lovely party, isn't it?"  A smile was transfixed on my face 
as I watched the man and I accepted his offer of the cold 
bubbling champagne.  
"Certainly is...are you enjoying yourself?" 
I watched as he sipped his drink slowly and placed the 
glass on a nearby table. 
"Immensely." A slight grin erupted on his features.
"I'm James...you are?" I pulled the glass from my lips and smiled. 
"I am…well, please, you can call me Kate."
"Well Kate…care to step outside?" He asked as he moved over 
to the patio doors and pulled back the handle for us to make 
our way through.
  The view from the patio was wonderful, bright lights lit for miles, 
tall buildings reaching the clouds and the cool breeze playing its 
tune across my skin made for an almost magical feeling.  
My companion stood near the railing, leaning over looking down 
at the street below.  
"Penny for your thoughts Ms. Kate?"  He startled me out of my reverie.  
"I'm not really thinking of anything James…just enjoying the moment."  
I turned my head in his direction as the wind carried the smell of 
his cologne to my nostrils. "Drakkar…" He stated looking at me smiling.  
"Pardon?" I said Slightly taken aback.  
"Its Drakkar, my cologne, is it too much?"  
Looking at him with laughter boiling over I answered.  
"No…it's nice….but…never mind…its not important I guess."  
I looked down at the cars below, listening to their sounds.  
"I saw your nose twitching…like a little bunny…" he stated as 
he moved closer and put a finger to my nose and smiling as he 
trailed it softly down to my lips. 
  "Does it always twitch?" He asked his finger tracing the 
line of my bottom lip.
"I didn't know that it did at all…so I am rather unsure."  
I could feel my words hesitate and my breath catch as he moved 
his finger down the side of my neck.  Trying to gently remove 
myself I twisted away.  I was met by the resistance of his hand 
on my neck.  Turning my face back to him he leaned down and firmly 
placed his lips over mine, running his tongue along my bottom lip 
then sliding it in my mouth as he pulled my head closer to his.
  I pulled away wiping my mouth with the back of my hand.  
"That was rather…."
"Rather what?" he said as he took a step towards me and wrapped 
his arms around my shoulders.
"Chilly?" He asked leaning his warm body against mine.
"Um..No…It is the middle of summer." 
   I took a step back moving my body against the railing to the 
street below. He took a step towards me pushing himself against my body.  
His hand wandered up my thigh and under my short black skirt stroking 
my outer lips and slipping a finger inside of me.
"So..Tell me, Kate…do you like this?" he asked as he whispered 
softly in my ear, taking the lobe into his mouth and sucking gently. 
I nodded my head slowly and turned my face back to his and captured 
his lips in a deep kiss.  "Let's go around the corner."  
"Ok…" I replied hesitantly looking into the eyes of my seducer.  
We walked around the corner to a small outside garden with a stone bench.  James took my hand and led me to the bench.
  I sat down on the cool stone while he knelt beside me running 
his hands up my skirt and his mouth over my nipple.  
"Let's take this off shall we?" Moving his hands under my tank top. 
"I..I don't think that is a good idea…..what if someone comes out…?"  
"Live a little" I squirmed under his ministrations as he took my 
nipple in his mouth and sucked gently.  "Relax…." He whispered 
moving his head where his hand had just been.  He parted my lips 
with his tongue, sucking on my clit while he penetrated me with his 
fingers.  
"Lean back." He whispered bringing me back from the place 
that he had sent me.
"What?"  I answered as he gently took his hand and placed it 
back against my chest, pushing me back against the cool bench.  
He pulled down his zipper as he lifted my legs and entered me
Moving slowly then more furiously as he was closer to reaching 
his orgasm.  
"Give yourself to me…"  I looked into his eyes as he leaned over me 
taking my mouth and tongue into his.  "You will…"  raining light kisses 
along my jaw and down to my neck as he was moving inside me.  
Sucking on the sensitive skin of my neck brining me closer to ecstasy.
My breath caught and my moans became louder as he released himself 
into me, filling my body with his warm liquid.
   He gave me one last kiss and stood up, pulling me with him, straightening my skirt.
"I ll see you around, Kate…thanks for making this dull party a lively one" 
One quick kiss and he was gone.  I stood out on the deck for sometime, 
after making my way back inside the party, 
saying my goodbyes and out the door.  
I no longer felt like being social.
   I felt the covers beside me being pulled back and a warm body 
slipping in bed next to me.
"Kate…?"
"Yes, love?"
"Did you have fun at the party?"
"I did…" I replied as I turned into the arms of my husband…
"That I did, 
James, that I did, what kind of game do you have planned for the next time?"
"Oh..my sweet…you never know…."  
He answered as he reached up and shut of the light, 
holding me close in his arms.

At the Porno Show

The last movie that I was able to see was a classic! Not really.
It was called Hollywood Studs and starred that immortal big penised slob 
Ron Jeremy.  
The movie starts out on the set of a game show where we are treated
to the likes of two gentlemen Jeremy and some no name.  
These gentlemen are set up on dates with three female contestants.  
We start the action with the no name and one of the chicks on a beach, 
the sex was nothing spectacular and Mr. Limpy no name should have 
stayed home. Next we are treated to a wonderful(not) 
lesbian scene between two of the contestants.....
and in the last segment of the flick we unfortunatly get to see
the slob in action.
I have one thing to say about Jeremy, GET OUTTA THE BIZZZZZ.  
I hope he hears that too.  This movie sucked.  I give it 2 limp ones.
The next movie that we had the pleasure of reviewing was called 
"Anal Anonymous"  I do have to say that this flick
was very amusing Not arousing, but very amusing.
We open with a room full of gentlemen talking about how they are very glad to have been able to join this group for people that cant stop having anal sex. We then are quickly taken back through memeories several sexual encounters, we see pool sex, stair sex, group sex....sex...sex...sex...There was a lot of action here people!!!! I enjoyed this movie and laughed throughout. I am happy to suggest this flick....2 1/2 hard ones.
Now...we come to a cult classic....The Rocky Horror Porno Show....
having been a longtime fan of Rocky Horror this was a must see,
even if only for the laughs...which trust me, that is all you
will get out of it.
We start this flick with a lost couple who finds their way into the old mansion of a freaky woman. This woman manages to corrupt both the male and the female and everyone ends up having sex with everyone else. The laugh factor in this flick is worth the rental fee. You will see the hand job into the champagne glass as well as the blowing out of the candles....and not from the mouth....All I can say is get this one...you will laugh so hard you cum! 4 hard ones.
Well Folks that is all the movies that we have space for this issue,
please feel free to e-mail me with any titles that you think we should 
review, as always, I am happy to watch porn.  Hope ya have a real stiff one  soon.....
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