My father is the perfect combination of Good Southern Boy and Technology Man. He works as a fireman, and he fancies politics. You can see him on IRC as "smoky" in the undernet channel #politics. Liberals and Clinton-backers beware. He and I like to have Libertarian debates, and he's always around to give me sound advice when I need it. He also taught me how to piss off "parking lot stalkers" at the mall. You have to love him.
If my page has entertained you at all, send an e-mail to my parents at rej8199@mindspring.com saying "Merry Christmas."