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Kenneth, Lynn, and Joey are not at all from Tejas. The first and last two are from Virginia, and the central character hails from Ohio. We all met a few summers ago. Kenneth is my self-appointed Immortal Agnostic Symbiotic Twin Brother, Lynn is my "psycho" buddy who visited me, and Joey is a lovable schmutz who calls me "Goddess" and bowls really well.
W and X are not from Tejas either. They are my love slaves. If you're ever on IRC on undernet, be sure to /whois them. They get a kick out of it. Sickos.
Sean is also not Texan. He comes from Miami. He was the first net lad or lass I encountered and remains one of my favourite folks. Over spring break last year, I was able to meet him, but due to computer hardware malfunctions and good old fashioned laziness, I don't have any of those pictures scanned. Shame on me. I don't talk to him much anymore, which is a shame because he is [or was last time I spoke with him] a dear. [Update] Sean has rectified the situation between us by sending me an e-mail. Woohoo! If he slacks off again, you'll hear about it.
Mona, who lives in Canada and not Tejas, is an interesting gal. She actually owns a Tickle Me Elmo, and her husband has a fixation with bacon. I haven't seen HER lately either. Sheesh. Everyone keeps disappearing. Some of you are fast moving toward the "missing persons" list.
Another state which is not Texas is Kansas. Even though they both end with "as," they are completely different states. Kansas was the home of my friend Sondra, who just had a baby. She likes to lick people and fall over dead. Of course, Kansas isn't her home anymore. Now she belongs up there with the rest of the crazies in Virginia.
Kendra does not belong on this page. She does not belong here because she actually lives in Texas. Because she belongs less on the "Boys from Tejas" page, however, I shall talk about her here. She is about liking Rocky Horror and being interested in Charles Manson. She just had a kid, and it cries during the night. I haven't seen KENDRA lately either. Man. This is depressing me. I might have to stop updating these entries.
I also like to talk to representatives of Canada, Maryland, and Louisiana, these being Jasonium the Smashing Pumpkinhead, Christopher/Woodchip who is going to open a sex shop with me someday, and Jeffrey the Diesel Boy who digs Pantera. [Haven't seen any of them lately either.]
I also know the seventy-five people on my ICQ list, most of whom are not in Tejas. They include winners like some lad who calls himself "Bucknaked" (not sure how he got there), a bunch of people from school, and some people who found me on random chat, whom I had to add so I could send them pictures, and who succeeded in boring me beyond belief. I bet you don't care, eh? Why do you keep reading it? It's as humiliating for me as it is for you if you read my boring details.
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