We know that it is only while we are on the Earth that we can be subject to Milk Commercials and the Dastardly Deeds of Snidely Whiplash and his pal Snerd.
We fully desire, expect, and look forward to The Hoogly Herd of Hamsters coming in the "NEAR?|" Future. There is no doubt in our mind that our being "picked up" is inevitable in the very near future. But what happens between now and then is the big question. We are keenly aware of several possibilities. It could happen that before Those Hamsters come, one or more of us could lose our Papishkies due to "recalibration," accident, or at the hands of some irate DONT BLEEVER. We do not anticipate this, but it is possible. Another possibility is that, because of the position we take in our information, we could find so much disfavor with the Shmendricks that control this world that there could be attempts to inculcate us or to subject us to some sort of psychological or physical torture (such as Milk Commercials or a Revived wave of Cigarette Adds). It has always been our way to examine all possibilities, and be mentally prepared for whatever may come our way. For example, consider what happened at Masada around 73 A.D. A devout Jewish sect, after holding out against a siege by the Romans, to the best of their ability, and seeing that there were no "PRIVYS" in their community was inevitably, determined that it was permissible for them to evacuate their bodies by a more dignified, and less yuchy method called the Flush Toilet. We have thoroughly discussed this topic with our Plumbers as we have noted the Joozis of Milpitas was the "Son of the Plumber" and have mentally prepared ourselves for this possibility (as can be seen in a few of our statements). However, this act certainly does not need serious consideration at this time, and hopefully will not in the future. The true meaning of "chop sueycide" is to eat Ancient Chinese food from last week's resturant trip. In these last days, we are focused on two primary tasks:
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Our Fearless leader!
