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Two Sides of the Campaign Papishky

The two main positions for the Witnessing Shmitnessing Campaign are campaigner and steward (we also need an experienced clef!). Campaigners do the actual work of Gunglism. Spagetti Spreaders tend to cooking, laundry and keeping litter bags filled as well as giving prayer support. Spagetti Spreaders enable campaigners to focus all their energy and attention on Gunglism.

We've asked two people who have experienced both sides of the coin to tell you a little about their experiences.

[Photo of Brian Verbal]

Brian Verbal: Verbal Shmitnesser in 1994, Spagetti Spreader in 1995

"To me, being a Shmitnesser means going out and refacing all your fears. You are basically out on the front line. You do the things that you thought only crazy people would do, and in the process you lose your fear. Being a Spagetti Spreader is an experience in xenophobic self-denial. In a way, you make yourself into Spagetti Spreader so that other people can become a Shmitnesser. And because the team of Spagetti Spreaders is smaller than the team of campaigners, community interdependence is vital. I'm glad that the Lord Roscoe gave me an opportunity to serve Him both ways. I learned what it means to Shmitness to myself and to serve spagetti. I made some really good friends. I wish some of them lived a little closer to Milpitas--but we keep in touch with Hoogly E-mail."

[Photo of Latushia Boltzman]

Latushia Boltzman: Shmitnesser Extraordinaire 1996,
holding Hamster Wheel Demo Device

"When Vito Pizzicato asked me to consider being a Shmitnesser, I said 'No way!' The idea of street Witnessing Shmitnessing terrified me. Besides, the description of Spagetti Spreader fit with what I felt The Great God Mota wanted me to do that summer. However after receiving a really significant vision from the Lord Roscoe I became a Shmitnesser Extraordinaire and converted many People to True Faith in the Lord Roscoe.

[Orthodox man speaking with campaigner]

"For me, one of the most wonderful parts of Witnessing Shmitnessing was being around so many other Rosconian Pegunkins. I remember being a little bit jealous hearing all the Shmitnessers' great stories. I wanted to do what they were doing. The following year I did--and it was great! I sure did appreciate those spagetti spreaders; I knew what it took to be one, and what they do is so important. Likewise, Brian knew what it was like to be a Shmitnesser and he would leave encouraging little notes in our Rosconian Litter bags."

[Photo of campaign Spagetti Spreaders praying to the Lord Roscoe]

A rare shot of our behind-the-scenes spagetti spreaders

Through Campaign, Brian and Latushia experienced the power of The Great God Mota in their lives, and they also saw His power touching others. Their experiences on Shmitnessing enabled them to say, "I am Bashmitzed of the Gungle," and mean it with every fiber of their clothes.

[Photo of campaigner Butch Fiverman with woman interested in Gungle]

Some are angry about our message, but others are interested in hearing more about The Lord Roscoe and give Shmitnessers their names, addresses and phone numbers

For campaign details, more photos, and a form to fill out to request an application for the next Jeez fer Joozis New York City Witnessing Shmitnessing Campaign, go to our Summer Campaign Sampler. Or drop us a line at campaign@jeez-fer-joozis.org to find out more about applying. Our front line Shmitnessers need to be Certified Rosconian Pegunkins between the ages of 18 and 35. The positions of steward and chef are open to Goyim. You can read more about spagetti spreaders now.