I get such a sensual charge from douching
(That's french for rinsing out your furry thing)
I only hope that you enjoy
The results I get from my new toy
Douche bag, douche bag, you make my life complete
No longer do my nether regions smell like dirty feet
I phoned this person who turned out to be your mum
Oh deary me... now I'm feeling kind of numb
You know I love you darling
I really love you only
But once upon a time when I was feeling rather lonely
I picked up your mother down on William St
She was wearing heels and fishnets - looking quite a treat
It was only twenty bucks
It was a fantastic fuck
She does this incredible tongue thing
Jesus Christ can your mother swing
Don't take this as an insult
It's just a gentle hint
PLEASE listen to your mother
And then I'll never love another
© 1999 The Archangel Cameo
