The First Noel
Traditional Version

The first Noel the angels did say
Was to certain poor shepherds in fields as they lay
In fields where they lay keeping their sheep
On a cold winter's night that was so deep

Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel
Born is the King of Israel



The Original No-L
Revised and Approved Version

The original no-L which the purported non-corporeal messengers of 
omniscience did enunciate
Was to some specific indigent wool & mutton pastoralists in an expanse of 
treeless wilderness as said pastoralists inclined their bodies on the 
ground
In this wilderness where they so inclined in the act of guarding their wool & 
mutton producing mammalian capital stock
During a frigid post-autumnal nocturnal period of time which was 
characterized by great depth.

Non-L, Anti-L, Dis-L, Un-L
The monarch of an ancient Semitic tribe purporting to be the descendants 
biblical figures has gained naissance.