Dave's shiny black hair rolled down to the middle of his back It was his birthday He was 18 Jon wanted to do something special for Dave On this, his 18th birthday "Close your eyes," Jon said "I'm giving you an address Where you'll become a man" "Huh?" was all Dave could say He stuck out his hand and in it was a paper- "S.P.A.V.- Self Produced Adult Videos?" He wondered "Yeah," Jon replied "Just what you need" They walked to the store together "Don't forget, the video's on me!" assured Jon The store was adorned with purple And it had neon gold lettering "What'll it be folks?" wondered the cashier "My friend Dave, here is a first-timer Go easy on him... He wants to write" "Ok, here's the paperwork you have to fill out Get your blood testing done down the hall, to the right You'll get your crew budget when you come in for the casting... In two weeks" Dave came back in two weeks "Ok," said the cashier "You're blood checks out Here's your crew budget, $10.00 I'll guide you to the 4 actresses in the back." "Hi, I'm Sandy" sulted actress #1 "You let me be your actress and I'll be your guide to instant gratification" "I'm the Asian Queen, Jillian" boasted #2 "Stick with me and I'll show you things Only seen in the best pictures" "I'm the Santa, Maria" aroused #3; She was Hispanic "I'm the greasted movie lover in the history of man!" "I'm the egyptian goddess, Nefronilia" stated #4 "I'm ruler over all things Under Covers!" Dave wondered "Who costs what?" #1 said "$3.00" #2 said "$5.00" #3 said "$7.00" #4 said "$9.00" Dave posed "Well, if it's within the budget, I guess I'll take Sandy and Maria" "Good choice" said the cashier Taking the money and Handing him a condom And a book on Erotic Positions and Pornographic Acting "Study this" said the cashier "And our shoot is schedualed in a month Dave returns in a month With the book, condom, and script for the shoot "So you're ready for the shoot?" expressed the cashier "As I'll ever be!" exclaimed Dave "Wait here while I ready give the girls time to rehearse the script" 15 minutes later the cashier escorted him to a room with a blue screen sex toys in a handbag a park bench, and a picknick table "OK, we'll do this in an hour" says the man in the camera-room "So, the script says... Fade in... Sandy is masturbating in the park with a motorized dildo wearing black-leather around her privates without covering them Enter Dave... Dave kisses her nipples and tells her he could do better Sandy removes the dildo and gets on Dave on the park bench Dave turns her over and hand-bangs her He unzips his jeans and she licks him like a lollypop Enter Maria... She sees him with Sandy and instantly grabs his penis Maria sucks it hard as she removes all her clothing When Maria finishes removing her clothes, she puts Daves penis in her vaginal opening Dave, while penetrating Maria, sucks on Sandy's nipples And grabs Maria's breats with his hands Maria eats out Sandy Dave Pulls out of Maria and ejaculates on Sandy's mouth Maria leaves Dave penetrates Sandy with his penis they have sex playfully Fade out" Dave, Maria, and Sandy all follow the script to the letter... ALL REAL SEX Afterwards, the cashier gives Dave a check for "$10.00" Jon comes in and buys Dave a copy of the video for $30.00 They preview it at the store and Jon decides to buy a copy for himself The store saves Dave's script and Advertises the video Dave get's paid $1000.00 at the end of the month For $10.00 royalties from every perchase of the video.