People I have hated (and still do)

Mrs N. Steel:
This nasty piece of work was the  Statistics teacher at Filey School. She is on the list because she was evil incarnate.

Hayley J. O'Hara:
For forever borrowing money off me and not repaying it. And then kicking me in the head at Westwood. And for being a chinless freak of nature.

Mr Quinn:
Games teacher who gave me lines for running away from a baseball match to collect conkers.

Matthew Wall:
For breaking my glasses at Westwood and generally being a complete twat at all times.

Dominic the Porter:
The head porter at the Hotel St. Nicholas in 1994. He made my life hell during my work experience in year 10. Tosser.

Kane 'Beard' Cunningham:
How can one person be so full of crap? I don't know, but Kane certainly did a very good job of it. Another person from Westwood. Can you see a pattern here?

Steven Jones:
Wahey! Another Westwooder! Another complete wazzock! I can't be bothered to say anything other than; He is a skinhead with a beard for God's sake!

KD (David Kevin) Moore / Iguana man:
This freak needs no explanation. He fancies my brother. That is all I am going to say on the matter.

Famous people include:
Barbra Streisand, wailing songstress.
Celine Dion, see above.
Paul Merton, arsey comedian.
Yoko Ono, crap singer/crap artist.

Objects include:
Anything at all made of polystyrene.

The reason it says what it says at the bottom of this Yoko Ono picture is because I stole it from a page called Yoko Ono ate my Balls.

Barbra Streisand. Sickbags not provided.

The 'lovely' Celine Dion.

Below is a photo of KD Moore, in his Iguana form. He is a wereiguana!

Paul Merton. Wht a tosser.

No this is not an attack on Benny Anderson of ABBA, he just happens to look like Kane 'Beard' Cunningham, so he is being used as a substitute.

If on the other hand you would like to see some more things/people I don't like, with lists of reasons, click here.

To get away from these irritating freaks:
click here.

Hayley Jade O' Hara, (mmm sexy)

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