1) You can enjoy a beer all month long.
2) Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car.
3) Hangovers go away.
4) A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
5) Beer never has a headache.
6) When you go to a bar you can always pick up a beer.
7) A beer won't get upset when you come home with beer on your breath.
8) You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
9) You can share a beer with your friends.
10) A beer always goes down easy.
11) You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
12) A beer is always wet.
13) You can have a beer in public.
14) A frigid beer is a good beer.
15) You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.