Q: Why do elephants float down the river on their backs?
A: So they won't get their tennis shoes wet.

Q: How do you get an elephant out of a tree?
A: Stand it on a leaf and wait until Autumn.

Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: To hide in cherry trees.

Q: How did Tarzan die?
A: Picking cherries.

Q: What is the difference between an elephant and a pickle?
A: Their color of course!

Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
A: Big holes all over Australia.

Q: What kind of elephants live at the North Pole?
A: Cold ones.

Q: Why do elephants have trunks?
A: Because they'd look silly carrying suitcases.

Q: What is convenient and weighs 20,000 pounds?
A: An elephant six-pack.

Q: What is the difference between an Indian and an African elephant?
A: About three thousand miles.

Q: What do elephants take when they get hysterical?
A: Trunkquilizers.

Q: What is the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?
A: You can't make a paper airplane out of an elephant.

Q: How do elephants talk to each other?
A: By 'elephone.

Q: Why do elephants have cracks between their toes?
A: For carrying their library cards.

Q: What is grey, has large wings, a long nose, and gives money to elephants?
A: The Tusk Fairy.

Q: Where do elephants with skincare problems go?
A: Pachydermatologists.

Q: What's red & white on the outside, and grey on the inside?
A: Campbell's Cream of Elephant Soup.