The Princess
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,
the princess.
But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched
would melt. No matter what-metal, wood, plastic- anything she touched would
melt! Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry
her.
The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted
his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter
touches one thing that does not melt in her hands,
she will be cured." The king was overjoyed. The next
day, he held a competition. Any man who could bring his daughter an object
that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.
Three young princes took up the challenge. The first prince brought a very
hard alloy of titanium. But, alas, once the princess touched it, it melted.
The prince went away sadly.
The second prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is the
hardest substance in the world and will not melt. But, alas, once the princess
touched it, it melted. He, too, went away disappointed.
The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my
pocket and feel what is in there." The princess did as she was told, though
she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And,
it did not melt!
The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And,
the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever
after.
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Question: What was the object in the prince's pants?
They were M&M's, of course. They melt in your mouth,
not in your hand!
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