Freaky Flowers...Ain't they sweet!?!

WELCOME TO MY


GIRL POWER SALON SLEEPOVER

New Years Eve 1999!!!


I know! Let's do something fun! How about I name-drop and tell you who my fantasy guests at my all-girl slumber party are? Yeah, it's kind of like the one Oprah Winfrey had on her show, only more of a Cerebral Salon! And no, I'm not talking about bloody perms and manicures here, thank you very much!!! We'll drink Veuve Clicquot, wear our best lingerie and lounging gear, and snack on smoked salmon canapes and spinach puffs while we discuss our latest conquests in life, both figurative and literal. My invitation list reads as follows:

  • Susie Bright
  • Norma Jean Almodovar
  • Dolores French
  • Xaviera Hollander
  • Margo St. James
  • Betty Dodson
  • Jackie Collins
  • Karen Finley
  • Ann Magnuson
  • Geri Halliwell, formerly Geri Spice
  • Gina Gershon
  • Marianne Faithfull
  • Sandra Bernhard
  • Cynthia Payne
  • Dr. Joycelyn Elders
  • Nina Hartley
  • Pamela Des Barres
  • Mandy and Christine of course
  • Celia Cruz
  • Dorothea Tanning
  • Lynn Russell of "Headline News"
  • Christiane Amanpour
  • Robin Quivers
  • Bridget Fonda
  • Sydney Biddle Barrows
  • Salma Hayek
  • Sarah Cracknell of St. Etienne
  • all former members of The Runaways
  • all former members of The Slits
  • all the Russ Meyer goddesses
  • Honorary-But-Missing Guests: Emma Goldman,Frances Farmer, Henrietta Moraes, Muriel Belcher, Jayne Mansfield, Soledad Miranda, Mariella Novotny, Alla Nazimova, Simone de Beauvoir, Leni Riefenstahl, Jeanne Hebuterne...



    And on the Guy Front...WHOSE LOVE CHILDREN WOULD I BEAR?

  • Iggy Pop
  • Jello Biafra
  • David J
  • Willie Nelson
  • Keith Richard
  • Martin Amis
  • Harvey Keitel
  • Honorary-But-AWOL-Stud-Servers: Richard Burton, Lenny Bruce, Amadeo Modigliani, James Mason, John Cassavetes...



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