The Tough Talk - 5.2

Hit this to Talk Tough Yourself or take the 'A' Train back to Johnny's, Part Eight or to the next Tough Talk (5.3) or to the previous Tough Talk (5.1) or to the current Tough Talk

Johnny Himself - 09/15/99 00:24:00

Comments:
You got some delusions, Westport. You sound light on your feet.



Westport, CT - 09/14/99 19:35:21
The Heat You Pack? Lincoln Navigator

Comments:
I think you are my brother, Johnny. We have something in common.



James Woods - 09/14/99 17:08:58
The Heat You Pack? Through the Hollywood Hills

Comments:
Funkomatic Johnny in the Coupe DeVille on the road to Barahona. Smoking cigarettes with the low-riding houngan after the death of Zhe-zelle in Haiti.



Rye, NY and Other Locations - 09/12/99 23:12:00
The Heat You Pack? Mild surprise

Comments:
I'm so glad I came here.



Carmen Lopez - 09/12/99 19:39:55
The Heat You Pack? Scholarly

Comments:
It's images now. This place is trendy. Does everyone have to do it? I prefer Nahuatlan to html.



Bobby Sugarbaker - 09/12/99 18:25:40
The Heat You Pack? From the State of Virginia

Comments:
I was previously in here as Hoosier Daddy, but from now on it's my real name. I am here to say that this is some low-level tough talk.



Honeygirl - 09/12/99 14:07:38
The Heat You Pack? in the spirit-lamps of the hop joint behind Weng Fat's on Mott St.

Comments:
This morning a boy came in with a 13-foot stepladder and cleaned the skylight, inside and out. Soon, through the sweet smoke, I see the helicopters I've been hearing and feeling for days now. They're making slow passes ...... the man in the bunk beside me says they're spraying somewhere for St. Louis encephalitis. I hear "Whiter Shade of Pale."



Barahona Trouble - 09/11/99 19:03:28

Comments:
Hurry Johnny, it's going to be a tight getaway. We don't have all the time in the world.



Katarina Baader - 09/10/99 18:19:20
The Heat You Pack? It's here.

Comments:
Who are you? What are you doing in Johnny's office? I'm coming in.



Risa Tharpe - 09/09/99 21:21:27
The Heat You Pack? of September

Comments:
How long until JamesEarlJones and PrinceWithSheilaE sign in?



Floyd - 09/09/99 19:12:11

Comments:
I'm crossing the threshold.



Cab Calloway, the King of Jive - 09/09/99 18:49:56
The Heat You Pack? Behold!

Comments:
Probably you wearin' Isaac Hayes chains, Shaft, and lookin' over your shoulder for the bloodhounds. I got the suit, I got the spats, I got the spotlight, and backin' me up I got the Cab Calloway Orchestra singin' it and dancin' it. Can't touch this.



Shaft - 09/09/99 11:51:55
The Heat You Pack? .45 most of the time

Comments:
Probably you a midget, Rico.



RicoSuave - 09/09/99 09:41:45
The Heat You Pack? The hot brush

Comments:
People can move their face and eyes to lotsa levels, Shaft, and they can look at things from angles. It's clear you never got your face down in anything like Georgia O'Keefe did.



Shaft - 09/09/99 00:02:24
The Heat You Pack? Automatic

Comments:
Yo mama and yo sistah must be pretty tall ladies, Rico



RicoSuave - 09/08/99 12:46:12
The Heat You Pack? Calla

Comments:
I got some Eye-level Art.



Hollywood - 09/07/99 00:19:11
The Heat You Pack? From the Mojave, up from Mexico, in off the Pacific

Comments:
I agree with the carouser. Come on out here, Johnny. Let's deal. I see it. I'm not sure how to contact you, but I sent my name and numbers to the e-mail address at the bottom of your front page. It's 9:15 here on the coast, and I'd love to hear from you tomorrow. At any of the numbers, anytime after 7:00 AM PDT.



Labor Day Carouser - 09/06/99 18:50:50

Comments:
This site is very attractive and well put together. Beautifully textured and linked. It could be a good (noir) movie and killer sound track. It's a story of our times.



RicoSuave - 09/05/99 03:56:46
The Heat You Pack? Same as Carmen Lopez

Comments:
It's 4:00 in the morning out here on the ocean and the night's windin' down. Earlier it was "Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing" on deck and now somebody's playing Diana Krall below. But before I go down there and slip into bed with the two waiting chix, I'm gonna proclaim that Johnny's, The Art Gallery, is nadir noir. Ya got some nadir noir goin' on here. Two Saturdays and two Saturday nights on the boat this weekend.



Road Man - 09/05/99 00:20:10
The Heat You Pack? The shimmering two-lane blacktops of high summer

Comments:
Five hours ago, around sunset, we shot out of a curve on this road that's winding through Watoga State Forest in southern West Virginia. I spotted this Mobil station and we pulled in, fast and leaving dust behind us, for cold drinks and a fill-up. These mountain roads are narrow, and they're challenging at my speed, which is between 65 and 90. Tearing up mountains, tearing down mountains, across rivers and creeks and valleys. Headlights flashing fast onto one new roadside picture after another. You never know what it's going to be -- it could be anything. Sweet dark cool mountain night with honeysuckle. A Great Horned Owl almost hit the windshield. Dozens of deer, two foxes, and something large we couldn't identify.



Signifyin' Monkey - 09/04/99 07:56:32
The Heat You Pack? Mamba Jamba

Comments:
Maybe I do, Rico. When I took the pre-dawn Danish Art Walk I noticed Toulouse Lautrec's "A Montrouge," Rosa La Rouge (1887). They say it instantly changed the direction of Michael Jackson's life when he first saw it at the age of 19.



RicoSuave - 09/03/99 18:51:15
The Heat You Pack? At the shore. Ocean at night.

Comments:
I say the Rhythm and Blues Revue is over. Anybody got something to say about this idea? Anybody got a problem? I say some jazz.



The Dazz Band - 09/03/99 17:46: 51
The Heat You Pack? Big wide-brimmed white hats. White suits. Singin' through our noses.

Comments:
So let it whip (let's whip it baby, let's whip it right, let's whip it baby, whip it all night). Come on ... whip.



Carmen Lopez - 09/03/99 12:44:38
The Heat You Pack? Labor Day Weekend Heat

Comments:
Film Noir Johnny's Rhythm Revue.



Frankie Panorama - 09/03/99 02:15:03
The Heat You Pack? Sig-Sauer

Comments:
Some diva singing "Nessun Dorma." My father would always belt it out with her.



Mr. Earl - 09/03/99 01:28:47
The Heat You Pack? The Cadillacs

Comments:
They often call me that.



Secret Addiction - 09/03/99 23:06:51

Comments:
I love that Main Ingredient song.



Mo Peppa - 09/02/99 22:57:15
The Heat You Pack? Sassy With Sauce

Comments:
They often call him Speedo but his real name is Mr. Earl (bop-waa do-do-do). They often call him Speedo 'cause he don't believe in wastin' time (bop-waa do-do-do). And put the cape on James Brown! Put the cape on him!



Johnny Himself - 09/02/99 20:03:14

Comments:
She looks like some Asian broad to me, Art Walk. Is it this Li Yung-Li, the shrink? TO JAMES BROWN: I was a great admirer of you and the Famous Flames, and I am still a great admirer of yours. The one-legged skate. The knee-drop. The flying splits. The footwork. The spinnin' top. You ran the greatest Rhythm Revue of all time, and countless times I have cheered the return of the crawling, caped, Prisoner of Love. You're welcome in my joint, and the drinks are on me -- forever. Whatever you want. It would be my pleasure.



Dansk Art Walk - 09/02/99 19:18:44

Comments:
Here's the Matissse, Johnny.



The Godfather Of Soul, Mr. Dynamite, The Funk-O-Matic James Brown - 09/02/99 18:21:08
The Heat You Pack? In the footwork

Comments:
It's over, Johnny. Get outta there. Giselle's dead. Come back to America.



Barry White - 09/02/99 17:09:39
The Heat You Pack? White-framed shades

Comments:
Easy, baby. Slow your roll. Slow down. Ease down. Down. Down. Cruise. And groove.



Tough Talk Technician - 09/02/99 16:00:00

Comments:
Blow-up damage repaired. System alive, charged, and fine-tuned.

Neon Message:

Some explosion, some blow-up in the Tough Talk. Took some damage. So you can hold onto it, or if you wanta talk tough for the record, now, you can leave a note on Johnny's Desk in the office upstairs -- maybe somebody will see it. Don't send it to Jean Paul direct. Got that?

Honeygirl - 09/02/99 - 15:19:06
The Heat You Pack? Languor

Comments:
So it's Labor Day weekend.



RicoSuave - 09/02/99 - 12:58:20
The Heat You Pack? I got it.

Comments:
You can eat the sweet and bitter fruit, Sweet Virginia. It's Labor Day weekend and I'm off for the shore in a fast car. Got two chix waitin'.



Sweet Virginia - 09/02/99 12:35:42
The Heat You Pack? Raunchy saxophone. Exile on Main St.

Comments:
Eat that sweet and bitter fruit.



HepCatJiveBopper - 09/02/99 12:09:47
The Heat You Pack? Yardbird sax heat

Comments:
We could quibble about it, HepKitten.



Dansk Art Walk - 09/01/99 23:13:04
The Heat You Pack? The green stripe dividing the two sides

Comments:
Take a look at "Portrait of Madame Matisse" (oil on canvas, 1905) in the Statens Museum fur Kunst, Kopenhagen.



HepKittenJazzChick - 09/01/99 18:11:59
The Heat You Pack: of 1999

Comments:
You're flyin' high somewhere else, HepCat. Birdland isn't on 52nd anymore.



Sleepy/Lazy - 09/01/99 09:42:51
The Heat You Pack? Percolator

Comments:
Coffee got a beat this mawnin'. Sunny, bright, and cool.



Chaka Khan/Rufus - 08/30/99 00:14:21
The Heat You Pack? Funk-O-Rama

Comments:
(Tell me somethin' good) Tell me that you like it (Tell me somethin' good).



Main Ingredient - 08/29/99 23:36:41
The Heat You Pack? It's in the steps, and the tambourine too.

Comments:
OK, so your heart's broken .... Well before you do anything rash, dig this --- Everybody plays the fool, sometime, there's no exception to the rule. (Listen, baby) I ain't lyin' .... I want to say it again --- Everybody plays the fool, sometime, there's no exception to the rule .... sometime .... (Listen, listen baby) ....



Father MacVicar - 08/28/99 10:46:02
The Heat You Pack? of the Prophets

Comments:
Opium, voodoo, addiction, obsession, weapons, mammon-worship, killing, adultery, dice, pan-hemispheric vice, vanity, carnality, lethal competition, sympathy for the devil, a hurricane of spiritual degeneration. Vanitas vanitum.



Li Yung-Li, MD and Ph.D. - 08/27/99 17:07:46
The Heat You Pack? Serene lagoon with sparkling waterfall

Comments:
For Honeygirl and also for Johnny: I know what to do. Li Yung-Li, MD and Ph.D..



Honeygirl - 08/27/99 16:29:27
The Heat You Pack? the spirit-lamps of the hop joint behind Weng Fat's on Mott St.

Comments:
I'm a celestial. No one does any real work in August.



HepCatJiveBopper - 08/27/99 01:40:07
The Heat You Pack? In the snap

Comments:
Lullaby of Birdland. Flyin' high in Birdland, on 52nd Street.



andreadoria - 08/27/99 12:14:25

Comments:
According to Johnny, the houngan's been at it for 15 days. It's no wonder he's exhausted.



Doctor YaYa, Root Man - 08/27/99 10:49:55
The Heat You Pack? Ibo Mambo Root

Comments:
The houngan's gone into last-resort mode, Johnny. And that storm you're describing is the edge of a hurricane.



Had It - 08/27/99 08:37:51

Comments:
Everybody shut up. Jesus!



RicoSuave - 08/26/99 18:14:43
The Heat You Pack? The kind that shapes hurricanes

Comments:
We're gonna get something straight, Johnny. I don't take suggestions from you, especially about chix. You got 'em breakin' into your office, doin' whatever they want. As the undisputed Prince of this city, I say you dudded out in Miami, dudded out at the monastery, and now you're duddin' out in Haiti.



Ellen_Stewart - 08/26/99 07:51:29
The Heat You Pack? Derringer, .38 two-shot

Comments:
Rainy morning with faraway thunder. Full moon tonight. Hurricanes Cindy, Dennis, and Emily gathering force and headed in from the southeast. My hurricane intuition, however, tells me that all three will dud out.



Eyez4one - 08/26/99 01:10:57
The Heat You Pack? my words

Comments:
Even though you are not the one I was looking for, I found myself looking for you. You have made me laugh. Thanks Johnny.... you are a keeper! I will be watching you.



Noir Vamp - 08/25/99 19:24:58
The Heat You Pack? The curiosity

Comments:
Anyone home tonight?



slkysstr - 08/24/99 20:27:48

Comments:
welllll i prahfrr Stacker Lee.



Katarina Baader - 08/24/99 20:02:15
The Heat You Pack? Berlinetta

Comments:
Johnny's is the only cigarette smoke I don't mind.



Li Yung-Li, MD and Ph.D. - 08/24/99 19:37:20
The Heat You Pack? Pan-American, Rico.

Comments:
My favorite is Stakka Lee. I have wide practice and you may contact me. Li Yung-Li, MD and Ph.D..



Cool Mariner - 08/24/99 19:20:48
The Heat You Pack? Atlantic and Mediterranean

Comments:
You got the nicest North America this sailor ever saw.



Slick Inc. - 08/24/99 18:53:09

Comments:
Money Man was wrong. The Fed took it up to 5 1/4 as I had predicted to insiders on The Street. In addition, the Money Man mixes his metaphor-allusions.



Carmen Lopez - 08/24/99 16:57:38
The Heat You Pack? Scholarly

Comments:
The song about this legendary and mythical blues figure has been done by everyone from Ma Rainey, Cab Calloway, Big Bill Broonzy, Fats Domino, and Wilson Pickett, to Bob Dylan. And there are variant spellings -- from Skeeg-a-Lee in 1924 to Stackerlee, Stack-O-Lee, Stack-A-Lee, Stagolee, Stag O'Lee, Stacker Lee, Stack O'Lee, Stagger Lee, Stakka Lee, Staggah Lee, you name it. Does anyone do real work in August?



Johnny Himself - 08/24/99 15:00:17
The Heat You Pack? Slipped into my alligator belt

Comments:
Rockabilly Cat, Maurice Williams and many others before and after him have done Stagger Lee. It's a classic. You some dope?



Rockabilly Cat - 08/24/99 14:13:15
The Heat You Pack? I know R&B too.

Comments:
Maurice Williams didn't do "Stagger Lee." It was Lloyd Price. Maurice Williams and the Zodiacs did "Stay."



Carmen Lopez - 08/24/99 13:02:23
The Heat You Pack? Scholarly

Comments:
Yes! Please bust out, Johnny. Your story has hit the rocks.



Noir Vamp - 08/24/99 12:48:57
The Heat You Pack? The edge

Comments:
Money Man is all excited about interest rates. Me, I want Johnny to bust out of Haiti, the craziest place on earth.



Li Yung-Li, MD and Ph.D. - 08/24/99 12:12:43
The Heat You Pack? Negotiable rates

Comments:
Do you have a laptop with you, Honeygirl, in the hop joint, in the back of Wing Tsung's? Does it glow there in the dim light, there on the tray with the rest of your layout? Please send me a message. I have experience and I can help. Li Yung-Li, MD and Ph.D..



Honeygirl - 08/24/99 11:44:06
The Heat You Pack? Languor

Comments:
Touch it with fire, and the black honey-paste swells and turns golden. The smoke, with its ripe, creamy, fruity smell, drifts up through the strata of other smoke. All is infused. Summer or fall, night or day, what does it matter? Vie: Reve. Opium: realite'.



Money Man - 08/23/99 10:46:40
The Heat You Pack? It's in the gold mines

Comments:
Noir Vamp, the problems of one renegade gangster on the lam with his wounded girlfriend don't amount to a hill of bluechips in this volatile economy. On with the report: Fed meets in just a few hours. Only former Fed Governor Wayne Angell agrees with my prediction that Greenspan won't raise rates. How do we know? The answer lies in gold, the ultimate indicator of future inflation trends. Gold fell more than 1 percent yesterday, down to $256.20 an ounce, its biggest drop in seven weeks.



The National Enquirer - 08/24/99 09:19:11
The Heat You Pack? Enquiring Minds Want To Know

Comments:
Johnny: We have come across pictures of an early-morning transaction between you and a Texan. We'll pay $250K for your story if it's who we think it is.



Velocevita (The Fast Life) - 08/24/99 07:48:17
The Heat You Pack? Baby, baby.

Comments:
Fall is here. Faint, but here. Sometimes it's in the afternoon light, and sometimes you can smell it. Like this morning.



Maurice Williams - 08/24/99 02:33:54
The Heat You Pack? Yamama don't mind.

Comments:
Well I was standing on the corner when I heard my bulldog bark. He was barkin' at two men who were gamblin' in the dark. Stagger Lee and Billy -- two men who gambled late. Stagger Lee threw seven, Billy swore that he threw eight.



Noir Vamp - 08/24/99 00:34:32
The Heat You Pack? The edge

Comments:
We're so pleased to know all this, Money Man, but what about Johnny and those break-ins? Does he slip through the back streets of Hinche after midnight, with a gun, looking for antibiotics?



The Washington Post - 08/23/99 21:58:09
The Heat You Pack? Off the Press

Comments:
Johnny, did you do business the mid-eighties with George W. Bush, the Texan?



Money Man - 08/23/99 19:57:13
The Heat You Pack? It's in the numbers

Comments:
Will the Fed raise rates tomorrow? The statistics show U.S. job growth accelerated in July and hourly wages grew at the fastest pace in six months. Industrial production posted a sixth straight monthly increase in July and factories added workers for the first time in 11 months. Home sales picked up in June and auto sales in July, even as market interest rates were rising. Still, it's a close call. My own monitors have detected signs of a slowdown in housing, consumer spending, and business investment. I say instead of an increase tomorrow, the Fed will issue a warning signal in the form of an announced bias in favor of higher rates down the road if the inflation threat persists.



Li Yung-Li, MD and Ph.D. - 08/23/99 19:18:00

Comments:
Does the heavenly demon have you, Honeygirl? Li Yung-Li, MD and Ph.D..



Honeygirl - 08/23/99 12:41:10
The Heat You Pack? in the spirit lamps of the hop joint behind Weng Fat's on Mott St.

Comments:
You might be angry about this, Johnny. I hope not. Last week I developed a yen so I broke into your office and filled my picnic basket with one of your opium set-ups and four bottles of absinthe. I came straight here, to this hop joint in the back of the Weng Fat's Market on Mott Street, and I've stayed. I sip tea by the light of the spirit lamp, stretch out on the silk bunk, and bring the pipe to my lips. The smoke streams upward and collides with the skylight above us. You weren't here to ask, Johnny. I couldn't ask you.



Rumba Drums - 08/22/99 09:32:37
The Heat You Pack? Hot rhythm section

Comments:
Johnny says you're too vague, Josephine Baker. He says you'll have to be more specific.



andreadoria - 08/21/99 11:13:06

Comments:
I've heard tougher tough talk at the symphony.



Johnny Himself - 08/21/99 01:28:37

Comments:
Handle this Chablis-talkin' Josephine Baker, Rico. This dancing chocolatta. I gotta do another break-in tonight.



Josephine Baker - 08/20/99 22:55:38
The Heat You Pack? my bare breasts

Comments:
Come on Darlin' ... you're putting into your story lots of that action heat they say folks like ... but you and I know what they really want to see and hear.



slkysstr - 08/20/99 18:42:53

Comments:
kallm daun sunnee boyyy.



Sonny Boy Williamson - 08/20/99 18:01:07
The Heat You Pack? On vocal

Comments:
Don't start me talkin', I'll tell everything I know. I'm goin' break up this signifyin' cause somebody's got to go. Jack give his wife two dollars go downtown and get some market. Gets out on the streets ole George stopped him. He knocked her down and blackened her eye, she gets back home tell her husband a lie.



Signifyin' Monkey - 08/20/99 17:38:35
The Heat You Pack? Mamba Jamba

Comments:
Jerzee Girl is a signifyin' chick.



Johnny Himself - 08/20/99 00:35:08
The Heat You Pack? Pethro loa

Comments:
I stand with The Snake. Osama Bin Laden, you can take your problem to the United Nations. In her voodoo fever, Giselle sweats et monte la tete quelquefois.



slkysstr - 08/19/99 20:15:33
The Heat You Pack? dyanna krahhl

Comments:
shooz-ahfff. lahnng dreenk. playyn thah kabba-ray bllahvarrd sahnng wittah sahmba rythmm. fallahd byyy less face thah muzik & dance. bassah nova styyl.



Risa Tharpe - 08/19/99 19:25:24

Comments:
Monkeys galore.



Hashim "The Snake" Thaci - 08/19/99 18:07:05
The Heat You Pack? From the mountains

Comments:
Osama Bin Laden, you're just a Saudi boy amusing himself. I engage the enemy. You talk and give interviews and bomb buildings from afar, like a goat-warrior.



Jerzee Girl - 08/19/99 16:31:03
The Heat You Pack? Da Doo Ron Ron

Comments:
I was a witness, Rico. She left with the saffron-robed Dalai Lama, and she too was smiling. I watched it all unfold. I saw it with my own eyes.



RicoSuave - 08/19/99 00:18:48
The Heat You Pack? I own Jersey.

Comments:
The chink chick dances naturally, she looks good in a kimono, and she likes to have fun, but she's an Asian. What can some Asian know about Americans?



Li Yung-Li, MD and Ph.D. - 08/18/99 17:31:45
The Heat You Pack? $165/hr

Comments:
I am expanding my practice and will give internet counsel (at negotiable rates depending upon ability to pay -- $125/hr. cap, even for Johnny, who has all that money from his contraband deals with the Fat Man down on South Street) to those who slip into Johnny's Lounge. Li Yung-Li, MD and Ph.D.. Confidentiality is a basic feature of my profession.



Sue Boots - 08/17/99 00:47:19
The Heat You Pack? Don't look now

Comments:
I want some sweat.



Signifyin' Monkey - 08/16/99 22:38:31
The Heat You Pack? Mamba Jamba

Comments:
Come out heah wit me and dance under this crescent moon. Donchu gimmee no sass, either, or I wrestle yo squirmin' ass out heah.



Risa Tharpe - 08/16/99 19:12:15

Comments:
Does this story ever take a step? How often?



RicoSuave - 08/16/99 18:49:43
The Heat You Pack? Territorial

Comments:
The Dalai Lama was in town this weekend. On Saturday night he was throwing his weight around in this blues joint in Jersey, and when he tried to hit on this chick I was with I had to back him off. She would have talked to him, in fact she wanted to discuss the struggles of Tibet and inner peace, but he had one thing on his mind, and this one thing was some American Na-Na. We had a few words and mixed it up a little. He eventually backed off, after delivering a beatific smile.



Rockabilly Cat - 08/16/99 17:25:23
The Heat You Pack? Cadillac convertible

Comments:
Etta James is singin' "Damn Your Eyes," but tonight we rock in anticipation of tomorrow's 22nd anniversary of the death of Elvis .... the Elvis smile when he was on top of the world and having fun. They were droppin' dead in Vegas and getting the chills up their backs. Elvis bringing down the house. Karate Elvis doing "Poke Salad Annie" and "Suspicious Minds." And bringing down the house again with "Dixie" and "All My Trials" and "Battle Hymn of the Republic."



Road Man - 08/16/99 12:19:55
The Heat You Pack? The shimmering two-lane blacktops of high summer

Comments:
Heading into the swamps outside of New Orleans from the west. Cruising along in the sunshine and the shadows. Mangroves and water snakes and levees. Sometimes we stop for cold drinks at these roadside joints and stretch. We're lazy and sweaty out here in the swamp. Playing Los Gitano Kings in the car.



Johnny Himself - 08/15/99 09:21:41
The Heat You Pack? Ouanga/Gris-Gris/Houn'tor

Comments:
Send crooked lawyers, guns, money, and antibiotics.



Carmen Lopez - 08/15/99 01:30:28
The Heat You Pack? Good eye

Comments:
Johnny, come back and save your place from death by esoterica.



Jordan Baker - 08/14/99 01:14:52
The Heat You Pack? Pre-Raphaelite hair

Comments:
Blue runway lights. Touching down.



Sleepy/Lazy - 08/14/99 00:36:40
The Heat You Pack? Also gone now

Comments:
Lily, we must be in the same place tonight -- same storm, same time, same train of thought. Night train.



Shanghai Lily, Notorious Coaster - 08/13/99 21:35:29
The Heat You Pack? Gone now

Comments:
So oppressively hot and humid all day in the city. But tonight, here by the ocean, a storm is coming in off the Atlantic, slowly moving closer and closer. The thunder, the forked lightning, the big blow, the thick sheets of rain. All my life I've been in hiding.



Babbaloogats - 08/12/99 18:21:38
The Heat You Pack? Broken lines, strings, threads, springs

Comments:
Broken heads, broken beds, broken buckles, broken laws. Broken pipes, broken tools, people bending broken rules. Hound dog howling, bullfrog croaking, everything is broken.



The Loup Garous of Hinche - 08/12/99 13:06:20
The Heat You Pack? The teeth, the kiss

Comments:
Howling 'round your kitchen door / you better let us in / our hair is perfect / you'd like to meet our tailor / so, do the Loup Garous of Hinche / do the Loup Garous of Hinche.



Margot L. - 08/12/99 08:38:36
The Heat You Pack? None

Comments:
Oh my God! This site is like sooooo immature. It's like a bad comic book or something. There's no Uzbekistan. Pakistan, maybe.



The Holy Man of Uzbekistan - 08/12/99 03:41:29
The Heat You Pack? Imaman

Comments:
During the two minutes of total eclipse, the Silk Road crowd gathered around me to moan and wail. I raised my eye to the sky, shook my fist at the heavens, grabbed the AK-47, and began firing at the intrusive moon. One more item: Film Noir Johnny the American Hotshot will not leave Haiti alive.



Johnny Himself - 08/11/99 17:26:13

Comments:
Listen, I got Tonton Macoutes after me and I got no time to indulge a buncha neurotic broads. Take 'em home, Rico.



RicoSuave - 08/11/99 12:38:24
The Heat You Pack? I got the answer right here.

Comments:
These two chick shrinks and Secret Addiction are invited to my place tonight. We'll have some champagne and some reefers and dance and get to know each other. Maybe we'll do some bad bad things. I gotta good view of the city, and the chix all know I'm a dreamy host.



Li Yung-Li, MD and Ph.D. - 08/11/99 00:38:46
The Heat You Pack? $165/hr

Comments:
It's more complex than Gato thinks and less complex than Head Shrinker's analysis. A portion of it, say one-third, is about escape/avoidance through sex, the romance game, and drugs. She can daydream about these things and focus on them instead of anxiety sources. They occupy her active mind, and it's a way to get lost, to disappear. Also, Secret Addiction sees a figurative or literal erection, it excites her, and she must respond to it. She's flattered, and what she's truly addicted to is the power game which follows. She has no real desire to alter her behaviors, and she recovers quickly from the moments of self-loathing which drive her to sign in here. This is my specialty and I know of which I speak.



Noir Vamp - 08/10/99 17:52:44
The Heat You Pack? The edge

Comments:
Vicious Styles, I thought you were vachement cool and tres gentil. I thought you had elan .... some panache .... and that .... je ne sais quoi. But instead, you turn out to be a Hallmark card sentimentalist.



Vicious Styles - 08/10/99 14:17:28
The Heat You Pack? Capri pants, platform thongs

Comments:
Staying at the sidewalk table during the rainstorm and the shower. Under the tilted umbrella. The wet waiter laughing and splashing toward us with fresh drinks. Your smile. Whatever this is, I'll take it.



Johnny Himself - 08/10/99 09:13:25

Comments:
I'll give you $200 an hour to shut up, Head Shrinker broad.



Gato - 08/10/99 03:31:47
The Heat You Pack? All across the wide Pacific

Comments:
Head Shrinker, you're fulla presumption and you give yourself way too much credit for perception. I have a sister who was a little like Secret Addiction, and she talked to me. I got her through it and over it, so I say you should save your pontificating for those shopping wives who sit out there in your waiting room, hot for a prescription. SA, I haven't set sail yet.



HeddShrnkr - 08/10/99 00:00:33
The Heat You Pack? $200/hr.

Comments:
Secret Addiction is textbook. She knows she'd quickly lose it for Chat Baker and for anyone else who'd say that because she has reason to believe she isn't worth it. She knows herself, and sometimes she truly does loathe herself -- just as she says she does. Most women like this have not developed a self, so they assume the attitudes, enthusiasms, and values of those around them at any given moment. They intuit well and are very good actors. It's textbook chameleon. She is capable of all imaginable disconnects when explaining herself, and she avoids doing so whenever possible.



Chat Baker - 08/09/99 19:01:08

Comments:
You flatter yourself, Secret. I'll be gone long before the coffee is poured. Unless I want you for another day, another night.



Carmen Lopez - 08/09/99 18:49:36
The Heat You Pack? Mythic flow

Comments:
Leitmotif. Again. The archetypal patterns of Johnny's Lounge.



Secret Addiction - 08/09/99 17:24:57
The Heat You Pack? The shakes of anticipation

Comments:
But we must agree in advance, Chat Baker, that in the morning, over coffee, you won't tell me you love me.



Johnny Himself - 08/09/99 12:34:41
The Heat You Pack? Slipped into my alligator belt

Comments:
Send lawyers, guns, and money.



Chat Baker - 08/08/99 23:59:37

Comments:
Secret, I'll let you do some bad bad things for a night or two, maybe for a weekend.



C. Isaak - 08/08/99 21:04:44
The Heat You Pack? Retro-rockin' reverb

Comments:
Baby did a bad bad thing.



X-Treme Kewl-X - 08/08/99 18:37:16
The Heat You Pack? Moto-cross, Moto Guzzi

Comments:
I got some Blair Witch girls who ride.



Secret Addiction - 08/08/99 11:31:43
The Heat You Pack? Hidden (sometimes)

Comments:
What happened to Chat Baker, the one who is fiery, athletic, powerful, and has LifeStyles? Maybe he's what I need. Maybe he's the one. Are you married, Chat Baker?



Mrs. Watson With The Ass - 08/08/99 08:31:40
The Heat You Pack? Iron radiators, steam heat

Comments:
Johnny, I fear you're playing the sap for Cousin Doc's wife. Don't play the sap for her, Johnny. Listen to Dr. YaYa. I have your best interests at heart.



Cudjoe Key Dude - 08/08/99 02:21:25
The Heat You Pack? The chix rub aloe vera on it.

Comments:
Dude. Johnny. Dude. You in Jacmel yet? What about those Tontons Macoutes? Dude.



the kid - 08/07/99 10:01:01
The Heat You Pack? buyin' time

Comments:
Castro's gonna drop any day now, I'm sure of it.



Noir Vamp - 08/07/99 01:02:26
The Heat You Pack? The lips, the shoulders, the dress, the legs, the heels, the edge.

Comments:
Look somewhere else, girls. He's taken.



Gitana Chica - 08/06/99 18:17:05
The Heat You Pack? Make a devil out of you.

Comments:
Tell me, 3 and Jordan Baker, who is David? I think perhaps I know him too. Things are beginning to make sense.



Jordan Baker - 08/06/99 12:50:52
The Heat You Pack? In the convertible. Across the fairways. In the rough.

Comments:
I too love David and no one else.



3 - 08/06/99 09:23:21

Comments:
David, I love you and no one else.



Signifyin' Monkey - 08/05/99 17:29:36
The Heat You Pack? Mamba jamba

Comments:
Don't stand there rollin' yo pop eyes at me with thoz ripe cantalopes in yo tight hip pockets!



Gitana Chica - 08/05/99 00:27:17
The Heat You Pack? Las ojos, sombra de ojos

Comments:
Have I come to the right place? Is he here .... El Hombre Johnny?



Doctor YaYa, Root Man - 08/04/99 17:11:43
The Heat You Pack? Vendetta Root

Comments:
Get away from Cousin Doc's wife, Johnny. Somethin' bad gonna happen to you. She got volatile hoodoo. Mo Peppa want you to meet her friend, Copper Jazz Woman. Get outta that crazy country now.



Secret Addiction - 08/04/99 12:57:09
The Heat You Pack? I struggle with it.

Comments:
Texans aren't my type, Big Wada, and never have been. You're loud, vulgar, coarse, and have no style. Men from Texas are easy to resist.



The Holy Man of Uzbekistan - 08/04/99 02:35:36
The Heat You Pack? Imaman

Comments:
I have one eye and I have visions. The people of Central Asia travel for days and weeks to sit at my feet and hear the word of Allah revealed.



MojoBop - 08/04/99 00:31:31
The Heat You Pack? Crazy Moon

Comments:
Are you pretty womens, Margot and Jennifer, or are you ugly thangs?



Margot L. - 08/03/99 23:56:37
The Heat You Pack? None

Comments:
OMG, Jennifer, I totally agree with you. I've been like looking at this site off and on for a month, and it's soooo absurd.



Jennifer C. - 08/03/99 20:09:50
The Heat You Pack? None

Comments:
I found this site totally by mistake half an hour ago. What is this? Who are these people? Is this like for real? I think it's a joke.



Big Wada Cash - 08/03/99 18:16:27
My Email:BigWadaCsh@AOL.COM
The Heat You Pack? big hat, lots of cattle

Comments:
A flight to quality, Money Man? Secret Addiction, this guy's a stiff. Wingtips all the way. I'm from Texas, darlin. We take chances in Texas.



andreadoria - 08/03/99 17:27:49

Comments:
Rock Dumb, let us hope no for the moon and yes for Johnny's, which has become a public nuisance.



Rock Dumb - 08/03/99 12:43:07
The Heat You Pack? Pilot light

Comments:
Will the moon lose its ability to reflect light at midnight on December 31st? Will Johnny's Lounge fade from view?



Money Man - 08/02/99 18:46:03
The Heat You Pack? the heat of uncertainty

Comments:
I predict Fed tightening in the months to come, folks. Be prepared for high cost borrowing in the fall. Here are the facts: wage and benefit costs increased at their fastest pace in eight years and bond yields have suffered for six months in a row. Although the GDP growth has slowed by almost 1% in the last quarter, that's not enough to suggest a cooling economy. The only way I could be wrong is if the Employment Report, due this Friday, shows unemployment higher than 4.3%, which is unlikely. Secret Addiction, I look at all the facts and I read all the reports. Your past performance is too dubious for a conservative man like me. I'm going to have to make a flight to quality. Thanks anyway.



slkysstr - 08/01/99 20:27:14
The Heat You Pack? lookn ovrr thah topza myy sunglassz

Comments:
thrza pryese ahn jahneeez heddd in hate-eeee.



Cousin Doc Duvalier - 08/01/99 10:14:36
The Heat You Pack? Tontons Macoutes

Comments:
Lots of money for the whereabouts of Johnny, who has disappeared with my bride of eight months.



Secret Addiction - 07/31/99 18:59:31
The Heat You Pack? Another real desire

Comments:
What I also want is to get married and have a child. Time is running away from me. Let us know more about you, Money Man.



BerylB - 07/31/99 11:52:46
The Heat You Pack? For SA it's in the grip.

Comments:
Head Shrinker, I would guess that the shapes are very similar and that each attachment is at the same location.



HeddShrnkr - 07/31/99 09:33:57
The Heat You Pack? $200/hr.

Comments:
I have concluded, after reading her entries more closely, that Secret Adiction's disorder is about the need to attach herself to something powerful. This powerful thing excites her, and it can take several shapes.



The Holy Man of Uzbekistan - 07/30/99 12:58:20

Comments:
You can find me in Samarkand, along The Silk Road.



RicoSuave - 07/30/99 01:05:52

Comments:
Yank on this, Money Man.



Money Man - 07/29/99 18:35:26
The Heat You Pack? liquid heat

Comments:
The Fed warns Americans not to yank money out of bank accounts because of Y2K fears. Stock-piling cash under your pillow will only encourage millenium bandits. Even in the remote chance that computers break down and wipe out evidence of people's deposits, banks will have a physical record as back up. Also, don't worry about the recent drop in the dollar. The dollar's weakening of 2 1/2% vs. the Japanese yen represents a blip or a glitch, but not a trend.



Johnny Himself - 07/27/99 18:39:18
The Heat You Pack? Frisk me, broads.

Comments:
You sound like some whiner to me, FinDeK, and a snake-oil prophet of doom too. You must've gotten stung, so put some alcohol or vinegar on it and shut up. And Perv, I'll give you those last words. They're a gift from Jean Paul Noir.



FinDeK - 07/27/99 17:41:45
The Heat You Pack? In the swelter

Comments:
Baking heat, fires, and drought. Buckled highways, water and electrical shortages. The relatively low amounts of fresh water in the ocean, the high salinity, and the over-warmed seas of last summer have brought us the high numbers of jellyfish now.



Big City Perv - 07/27/99 12:48:45
My Email:BigCtyPerv@AOL.COM
The Heat You Pack? take a look, chicks.

Comments:
I'm shakin' it, boss. Try to get me.



Risa Tharpe - 07/26/99 23:48:34

Comments:
Johnny is issuing foreign policy statements.



Johnny Himself - 07/26/99 18:29:13

Comments:
You're welcome in my joint, Snake. You launched the first attack on Serb forces in Kosovo. But you got a big test comin' up -- selling disarmament to your army. You really want to do this? I'd tell NATO that you appreciate their help, but now you gotta declare independence and back it up with guns. It's the perfect time, with your enemy in disarray. Tell that giant NATO bureaucracy to diplomat this.



Hashim "The Snake" Thaci - 07/26/99 01:15:51
The Heat You Pack? Triumphant in Pristina, and through all of postwar Kosovo

Comments:
I am Drenican, and we open our hearts to no man.



MojoBop - 07/25/99 19:21:57
The Heat You Pack? Crazy Moon

Comments:
Pretty womens can find me rite heah! -- LeeRoyBop@AOL.COM.



BerylB - 07/25/99 11:53:21

Comments:
These things just happen, S. Addiction. Things happen. Life's like that.



Rock Dumb - 07/25/99 10:26:25
The Heat You Pack? Pilot light

Comments:
Ya lookin' at me? Somebody got some problem?



andreadoria - 07/25/99 09:47:39

Comments:
Since when, Johnny?



Johnny Himself - 07/25/99 08:39:53
The Heat You Pack? Slipped into my alligator belt

Comments:
Secret Addiction and Big City Perv are outta my joint. Both of you. No whippin' it in my lounge. Got that?



Copper Jazz Woman In A Sundress - 07/25/99 02:27:15
The Heat You Pack? And the hat

Comments:
Now why should we spend money on a show or two? Nobody does those love scenes exactly like you.



BigCtyPerv - 07/25/99 02:01:01
My Email:BigCtyPerv@aol.com
The Heat You Pack? I'll show it to you

Comments:
I'm proud of you, Secret.



Katarina Baader - 07/25/99 01:06:34
The Heat You Pack? Teutonic

Comments:
One of us has to go, Marlene.



Marlene Bauer - 07/25/99 00:18:50
The Heat You Pack? Harbor Lights

Comments:
O this moon! Over the water. On the water in a wide triangle.



Secret Addiction - 07/24/99 19:09:10
The Heat You Pack? Latent

Comments:
After work last night, a co-worker and I went to a place in Chelsea for a few drinks. The heat on the street was stifling, but it was cool in there and dark. Two attractive men, who were smoking cigars, kept looking at me and I began to feel it. I ended up breaking away from my friend and leaving with them. They took me to the deco Essex House and it became an all-night thing, but this wasn't my intention ..... it just happened. Sometimes things just happen. I had the shakes all the way over in the taxi and at the bar, where they made me wait while we had drinks. I didn't get home until noon today, and I am despondent now.



The Cotton Club Orchestra - 07/23/99 23:18:47
The Heat You Pack: We talkin' it, and we dancin' it too

Comments:
You can tell all my pets, all my Harlem coquettes, Mr. Otis regrets that he won't be around. You can tell the mailman not to call, I ain't comin' home until the fall, and again I might not get home at all -- Lulu's back in town.



Carmen Lopez - 07/23/99 12:28::16
The Heat You Pack? Ear and eye for bad Fitzgerald, bad Hemingway, bad Keats

Comments:
What a load, Sleepy/Lazy!



slkysstr - 07/23/99 12:00:12
The Heat You Pack: u n0

Comments:
u 2 sleEpie.



Sleepy/Lazy - 07/23/99 08:08:08
The Heat You Pack? The wand lawn sprinkler, wide to the left, wide to the right

Comments:
True summer mornings, early -- the feeling that the world has stopped, the bright still-clear light, the songs and calls of the birds, the thick heaviness of all scents, a memory of night coolness still in the air, the black-eyed Susans sparkling with drops of water, a big-band clarinet faint in the background, calling from some lost ballroom. True summer nights -- the crickets, the tree frogs, the candle, the moon and its talcum light through the trees, the champagne and the stars.



Doctor YaYa, The Root Man of Root Men - 07/23/99 02:19:42
The Heat You Pack? Ossan-Fey Root

Comments:
Rocket 88. Those 88's.



slkysstr - 07/22/99 19:29:29
The Heat You Pack? da summrtymmm strut wit shorrt shorrtz

Comments:
tahlk morrrr 2 me, roddde mann.



Vicious Styles - 07/22/99 18:00:19
The Heat You Pack? Linen, some thin cotton

Comments:
Film Noir Jean-Jean Paul, are you still in Haiti? Did you know that David Ogilvy died today, the Hathaway man, the one with the black eye-patch? He was 88.



X-Treme Kewl-X - 07/22/99 17:48:45
The Heat You Pack? Try Fishbone.

Comments:
John got it all over Diana. American deaths rule.



Father MacVicar - 07/22/99 17:00:45
The Heat You Pack? of the Scriptures

Comments:
Pagan rituals, star-worship, and qi gong -- the latest crackpot trend for lost people without God. O how we long for a spectacle, yet we could find one daily in the One True Church.



FinDeK - 07/22/99 16:51:43
The Heat You Pack? Get serious.

Comments:
Burial at sea. I'm predicting a rash of Kennedy-style burials at sea. It's where we came from, we have the same proportions of salt and water within our bodies, so it's no wonder we're drawn to the sea.



The Chiseled Blondes of Soho - 07/22/99 15:02:29
The Heat You Pack? It's too hot to go out for anything other than a few gimlets.

Comments:
Rico, we have intelligence, imagination, and depth.



RicoSuave - 07/22/99 13:12:58
The Heat You Pack? Got more than I can handle.

Comments:
John was handsome, he had George, and he liked those chiseled Soho blondes. But he wasn't qualified to fly in those conditions and he took a chance, which he lost. He flew that Piper straight through the lost horizon. Everybody liked him, but what's with the reverence?



Dream-Dancing Shanghai Lily - 07/22/99 12:06:42
The Heat You Pack? Just don't care

Comments:
I lost my mind in a wild romance. I want the frim fram sauce with the ahse and fey, with shafaffa on the side.



Road Man - 07/17/99 20:40:06
The Heat You Pack: The shimmering two-lane blacktops of high summer

Comments:
Powering across Texas at 102 mph. Driving. A long indigo and orange sunset to remember. It's an indigo and orange world on this night, as the thin Thunder Moon waxes above the mesa. Dusk in Texas. July 17, 1999. To Jerzee Girl: I confess that I like that song too. I'll hold you tight. Only you. Tonight.

Hit this to Talk Tough Yourself or take the 'A' Train to Johnny's, Part Eight or shoot to the next Tough Talk (5.3) or to the previous Tough Talk (5.1) or to the Current Tough Talk or to Johnny Himself

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