"Boy oh boy, Mita, you picked a vehicle which is just about perfect for you. Congratulations! For example, when compared to other people who own a Chevrolet Caprice [station wagon], you're just about the same in terms of how much you really care about your car, the extent to which you're a cheapskate, and your grasp of reality.

But there are some psychographic and/or demographic measures on which you differ from other Chevrolet Caprice owners. For example, you're a bit too young to be driving this vehicle, and you're just too educated to be driving a Chevrolet Caprice."