This site is really, really old, in case you can't tell. However, I'm still alive. I'm not an Umphrey anymore (Well, not in name) and I'm not a web designer anymore... I'm a web developer. Sounds so much cooler.
Anyway. Just thought I'd clear this out, and update it. Direct all email and questions to... screw it, I'm not going to tell you my email. The spambots'll get it.
I do invite you to check out my blog at http://writing-dragon.blogspot.com
This page last updated 12.27.2006
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