fourth of july HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY THEY ARE SIAMESE TWINS WITH BURGER KING CROWNS TWO BLOND BOYS (OR IS IT ONE) CONNECTED AT BIRTH DRESSED IN MATCHING CLOTHES TO TOP IT OFF THEIR MOTHER WEIGHED A TON ONE OF THE BROTHERS WHOSE NAME IS DON HIS LIFE LONG WISH IS TO BE SEPARATED FROM JOHN AS THEY WERE LEAVING THE KING A CAR RACED THROUGH THE STREETS THE BROTHERS GOT HIT AND SPLIT APART NOW DON'T GET SAD BECAUSE ALL IS WELL THEY EACH HAVE EVERYTHING, EVEN A HEART halloween gardening halloween gardening i'm walking pass city hall about two in the morn i stumble upon what seems to be the set of halloween III this crazy lady in her fifties is pruning off roses with huge snippers my friend and i object and the woman comes at me come a little closer and i'll cut you up!!! like right i'm going to risk my life for a woman who's gardening at night i don't even know if the moon was full and i was fresh out of silver bullets being the men that we are we ran like hell from this fright!!! what's the hurry WHAT'S THE HURRY WHAT'S THE HURRY WHY THE RUSH WHAT'S THE POINT OF GETTING FLUSH THE SUN IS GOING TO RISE OUT OF THE EAST BUT YOUR DOG WON'T CARE IN THE LEAST WHAT'S THE HURRY WHY THE RUSH NO NEED TO TURN YOUR BRAIN TO MUSH AS SURE AS THE RAIN SHALL FALL FROM THE SKY YOUR STRESSING WILL CAUSE YOU TO DIE WHAT'S THE HURRY WHY THE RUSH WHAT'S THE HURRY WHAT'S THE HURRY WHAT'S THE HURRY ink in there INK IN THERE YOU SOUND LIKE AN INCA PRINCESS YOU LOOK LIKE A SALTY DOG BUT TASTE JUST LIKE BAR-B-QUE CHICKEN YOU EMPHASIS THE HIGH NOTES AND I GO FOR THE LOW YOU STAND OUT IN A CROWD I GO WITH THE FLOW COME ON, I KNOW YOU'VE GOT INK IN THERE