The Star of Our Show - Brenda!

Brenda Sutton, more known under her stage name Bren, grew up in a little town called Gardner, Massachusetts. Even as as wee girl the residents of the town knew that Brenda would amount to many glorious things in the future.

After such great successes behind her as running the school paper (who later inspired such asteemed publications as the Time Magazine and The Onion), and starring in the High School productions of Our Town and A Streetcar Named Desire, the town sadly waved goodbye to their golden girl as she went on to further glory nationwide.

Brenda then moved onto the comedy branch, where she's spread much joy to the public through her appearances on Saturday Night Live and Politically Incorrect, whilst gueststarring in various episodes of The Simpsons and King of the Hill. After turning down several offers of taking over such shows as Grace Under Fire and Roseanne, she finaly decided it was time to appear on a more regular basis, and created the show all of America has come to love so much - The I Love Brenda Show!

Meet the Rest of the Cast!

John "John" Sutton. John plays John, Brenda's husband on the show, and, amazingly enough, also in real life. He's never acted before, but audiences and critics everywhere agree that John sure brings the show that little extra spark of fun, and hey, who hasn't said "I can do that!" in that fashionable John manor?

Sara "Sara" plays that down to earth side kick of Brenda's, showing the world what friends are all about. As the show has rolled on, she's proved to everyone that she's capable of playing more than just Brenda's friend on the show; hence the spin-off series "Sara loves Brian", set in California.

Eric "Eric", the eccentric man living on Brenda's couch. Don't we all wish we had a fun bachelor like this on our couches?

Angela "Angela", the most recent addition to the show. What would Bren do without this pesky little sister of hers, we wonder!

Episode guide

Episode #1 - "You know, pencils?"

Brenda is told to sharpen evil BossWomans(tm) pencils, leading to much confusion and anger at the office. Brenda heroically meets the challenge, and saves the day

Episode #2 - "You know, nipple?"

Brenda's friend Eric gets his nipple pierced. Brenda & Eric also has to rush an unfortunate bystander to the E.R for an acute triple bypass operation. Unfortunately the E.R is closed due to the entire cast of that show being off making individual movies, leaving Brenda to save the day using only a coat hanger and three T-Bone steaks.

Episode #3 - "You know, australia?"

Brenda and John gets a visit from a greenhaired australian spod, Andrew. The world threatens to be taken over by stuffed animals, but Brenda curageously saves the day.

Episode #4 - "You know, free at last?"

John gets a promotion giving Brenda a chance to leave work and the evil BossWoman(tm) at any time. The entire office breaks down into crumbles and seizes to exist. Brenda, and the entire cast of the show relocates in Seattle. Brenda's day is saved.

How can I get the Casts' autographs?

Send cash to deanna@kajen.com , and we'll work something out. Honest.

Fun Facts About The Show

- The I Love Brenda Show is so popular that reruns of it can be seen 24/7 over the world.
- It's now written into the Geneva convention of how to handle war prisoners that any captive deprived of the I Love Brenda Show has a right to press charges against said enemy country due to mental damages
- The president of the U.S.A falls into nervous spasms if he misses an episode
- If one stacked the taped episodes of the I Love Brenda Show on top of each other, the stack would reach to Mars and back 5 times
- More people love Brenda then there are people who love, say, wet socks.

Some Final Thoughts

The rumors you heard were true. Brenda is taking over the world. But really, is that so bad? Considering the options, I'd rather be indoctrinated by the I Love Brenda Show, than I would by some, say, purple dinosaur. Really. Be sure to tune in for the next exciting episode, as Brenda is joined by no other than Krusty the Clown! And remember - Brenda Loves You

Back

© 1996, 1997, 1998 deanna@kajen.com 1