The cult of The KAFKA!
'She's a WITCH! BURN HER! BURN HER!'
Many are we who have tried to fully grasp the greatness of our splendid cult leader and sacred icon, but any such attempt is doomed to fail. How can one explain deity at it's fullest? The ways of a goddess are mysterious, as should be, and we, the mere worshippers are not to question the why's, we may only bask in the sunlight of this wonder, and pray that we too might one day share her wisdom.
'Our sun are black'
Said she, the Great Kafka of the Magna Click Jesus, and we, her disciples, listen and obey.
'Fools dies'
And they do, don't they?
'From the Sun they are camed'
Who, we will never know, but as true as I speak to you, they have.Hesitate no longer, do not deprive yourself of the words spoken by our Sacred Goddess, The Lady of Lust, Skankiest of the Swankiest - MAGNA CLICK JESUS!
Disclaimer: Entering this cult may cause drowsiness. Do NOT operate heavy machinery. We, the cult of Magna Click Jesus, will not be held responsible for any damage caused by following us. Anyone entering must be prepared to buy their own pink Nike's. MCJ will not refund any money, as our policy is 'You give, you gave, you lost'.
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