Celebrity Death Match!!!!!!! *****

Mike Nesmith VS Davy Jones

(Johnny) " We sure do Nick. The Tall texan, and The Manchester midget. They both have grudges going back at least 30 years."

(Nick) "30 years? Thats a long time to hold a grudge.
Ok, we have a good match ahead, lets get to it."

(Johnny) "right Nick"

Cut to center ring, Davy in one corner, Mike in the other.

(announcer) "In the right corner, From Texas, MIKE NESMITH. In the left corner, from England DAVY JONES."

(referee) "I want a good clean fight. Now LETS GET IT ONNNNNNNNNNNNN"

Audience cheers and boos.
(Nick) " Davy had better stand up. He cant win this fight sitting down."

(Johnny) "He is standing up Nick."

(Nick) " I guess he is Johnny. amazing how different a person looks in person."

(Johnny) Look at all those screaming teenage fans Nick. Thos men are both in thier 50's. what do they have that i havent got?"

(Nick) "Millions of dollars"

(johnny) "Oh yeah, thats it!"

cut to the ring
(in the ring, Mike and Davy circle each other. Davy charges, Mike just holds out his hand and davy just is running in place, not able to go further, Stopped by Mike's Hand.

(Nick)"will you look at that Johnny? What a humiliation for Davy, He cant even get to Nez. Will this fight be over before it begins?"

(Johnny) "Wait, whats happening out there? What is Davy doing? He just grew 5 inches! Thos shoes have built in stilts! he evened the odds a bit there Nick."

(Nick) "He sure did, Nez will have to work a bit harder now"

in the ring Nez knocks one to Davy's jaw. davy's head spins around.

(Nick) " Ouch, that one had to hurt"

Davy fans boo and throw stuff at Nez

(Johnny) " I didnt know a persons head could spin that many times!"

(Nick) That shook Davy up a bit....... wait, whats he got in his hands? Its a Teen idol Cd. what is going on down there?

Davy hurles teh cd through the air. Nez ducks, teh cd goes into the crowd, decapitating a spectator.

(Johnny) " What a tradgedy!! that spectator certainly got more than he paid for!"

(Nick)Yes he did, but Davy opened this fight up. We are starting to see some real action out here Johnny"

(Johnny) "Nez is planning a counter attack of his own it looks like. he pulled out a book..."

(Nick) It must be Nez's new novel "The Long Shiny Hair of Zeftoon Manora" or something like that. OUCH, thats going to leave a mark."

Mike threw the book at Davy, Davy's face is all crushed in on one side.

(Johnny) " Must be a powerfully novel, hahaha"

In the ring, davy starts screaming at Mike....... "You are jealous, you have always been jealous!! I got all the girls, i was the cute one!!!!!
Mike doubles over and Davy Slams him with a stack of Teen Idol magazines.
davy starts in verbally on Mike again....... " I am the one on the cover, me always me!!! they all want me!!!!!"
Mike yells back, trying to regain the edge in the fight...." HA!! with boobs bigger than a big chested girl? They are in love with your past, you are washed up Little man, you are nothing without daydream believer!!!"

(johnny) Nick, are you seeing this? Nick????"

Nick is underneath the table. he comes out and sits back in his chair. (Nick)" i just couldnt watch anymore. whoever said words never hurt me, never saw this Johnny."

In the ring mike hurls Davy across the ring. suddenly Mike snaps and turns murderous.
(Mike) ME! It should ahve been me! I had the talent, the voice, the height! It shoudl have been me!"

Mike starts to rip davy apart. davy is helpless.

(Nick) Its a bloodbath out there Johnny!"

a pice of davy hits Nick in the face

(Johnny) " oh Its getting messy out here. Hey Nick, was that a foot?"

(Nick) "I think so Johnny, do you have a towel?"

In the audience screaming rage filled girl fans of Davy are getting up aout of thier seats.

(Nick) " Whats happening out there? those fans are rabid. i wouldnt want to be in Nez's shoes right now."

(Johnny)" they are walking right past Nez, what are they doing? Oh My God! they are fighting over Davy's body parts. what an ultimate piece for a collection!"

(Nick) " or to put on Ebay Johnny.
well Mike is left standing, he is the winner of this fight. What a match!!!!

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