face it we all knew it was true but I had the guts to come out and say it. Scooby and the rest of the gang were cronic drug abusers. To convince you (as if you need convincing) I will present a series of facts I have discovered which have lead me to realize the hideousness of Scooby and his "Just Say Yes" policy (oh how it sickens me) and after this I will be forced to show photos of Scooby as he partakes in his incidous hobby.
The list of "facts" I have uncovered that point to Scooby's secret life of substance abuse are as follows:
1. His ability of speech
2. His constant food cravings
3. His mode of transport
4. His friends
5. His gulibilty in repeated situations
6. And finally some unbelievable photos I recovered

1. His ability of speech.
The way I see it there are two possible ways of explaining Scooby's miraculous ability to verbalize himself. The first of which is to assume the obvious that dogs are incapable of such actions do to lack of proper vocal cords. This would mean that the rest of the group involve with Scooby is so high the just think he can talk, obviously a mass halucination. But how does that explain how we hear him?
This brings me to theory two, which is that Scooby himself is so high that he has forgotten he is a dog and is trying to act human. After all who hasn't?

2. His constant food cravings.
This is one of the most famous traits given to people who enjoy using "Mary Jane"(marijuana). It steems from the fact that people who smoke pot often have a dramatic increase in appetite. When watching Scooby we notice how clearly this trait shines through in both him and Shaggy who were constantly seeking "munchies".

3. His mode of transport.
A green and orange day glow van, need I say more?

4. His friends.
Scooby doesn't try to fight his drug habit in the comfort of friends either. After all they're all just as bad as him. First is Shaggy who we see as Scooby's best bong buddy, right there with his bud with a bud(catch the semiantics). And second is Thelma who appears to be the responsible intelligent one is obviously just trying to throw off the cops so they don't find here LSD/PCP lab in the back of the Van. Next is that hot to trot Daphne who appears to be strung out on no-dose and diet pills and I won't be suprised if she sold her body to keep up her habit(why else would she hang out with the rest of those misfits). And as for big ol' Freddy I figure him for the PCP and LSD that Thelma makes and he also acts as Daphne's pimp, thats why she always had to be at his side.

5. His gulibilty in repeated situations.
Don't you think it's a little odd that these people saw thousands appon thousands of so called ghosts but Scooby and Shaggy were always fooled?... THEY WERE HIGH AS KITES FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! They always fell for the fake ghost because their brains were so shot they couldn't tell the difference.

6. And Finally the photos to prove it all.

Just look at him folks happily puffing away and trotting around thinking he's above the law. How much longer can we sit here and take this huh?

And here we see Scooby's happy cohort sucking down a "Fatty Bloom Blatty Blunt". Is that the image we want children across the world to see?

Now this is what really sickens me! Seeing Scooby using his drug dog sniffing talent to track down a load of coke that Thelma missplaced. People I really believe that this has reached the breaking point.