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Just a joke for you !!!!!!!!!!!!

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best lay in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, and the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just screwed your mom, and it was swe-e-et!" Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk wanders off. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom even let me." Finally the guy interrupts. "Go home, Dad, you're drunk!"

FIRST OPERATION

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers
next to each other, outside the operating room.  The
first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here
for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out
and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about.
I had that done when I was four.  They put you to
sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-
O and ice cream. It's a breeze!"

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A circumcision."

And the second kid says, "Whoa! I had that done when I
was born.  I couldn't walk for a year!"

why why why !!!!!

How is skywriting done?

The Answer:

Imagine writing not with a pen or pencil but a vapor trail
from a plane.  It's probably easier to pat your head and rub
your tummy at the same time, but that's the simple process
that skywriters used to use--and still do when it's just one
single-engine plane over a beach or park.

But these days skywriting is likelier to be high-tech,
involving several planes.  Instead of being continuous, the
letters are formed by dots, as if made by an old-fashioned
dot-matrix printer.  The dots themselves are composed of
heated paraffin gas that condenses into tiny clouds when it
hits the cold air outside the plane.

Multiple planes write different parts of the letters
simultaneously in discrete puffs of vapor. To help keep the
pilots' minds on flying, the emission of the vapor is
controlled by a computer program in the lead aircraft--a
pretty fancy way to sell sunscreen or a political candidate.

(Source: MORE HOW DO THEY DO THAT? By Caroline Sutton)
http://mailbits.com/Trivia/Source/05.htm

fun facts !!!

Lucky Lindy

Charles Lindbergh, the first person to fly solo, nonstop
across the Atlantic, was only the 67th person overall to do
it. 

* Lindbergh did not sleep for 24 hours preceding his 33 1/2
hour flight, and kept awake by holding his eyes open with his
fingers, slapping himself, and opening the cockpit window

* flew at a top speed of only about 110 mph

* carried with him five sandwiches he bought at a drugstore at
the last minute (he is reported to have said that he wouldn't
need more than five if he made it across the Atlantic, and he
wouldn't need more than five if he didn't)

* still holds the record for "ticker tape," 1,750 tons, tossed
on him in his parade up New York City's "Canyon of Heroes"

(Main Source: FLAPPERS, BOOTLEGGERS, "TYPHOID MARY," & THE BOMB)
http://mailbits.com/Trivia/Source/68.htm



The oyster is usually ambisexual.  Through its life it will
change from male to female and back again numerous times...

...Big deal--Dennis Rodman does that three or four times a
week.
(Source: ISAAC ASIMOV'S BOOK OF FACTS)
http://mailbits.com/Trivia/Source/24.htm

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hope you enjoyed your stay
Jamal Ashiqain