Q:
Why
don't
you
put
music
on
your
page?
A:
Sound
files
are
too
big;
I'd
like
to
use
the
space
for
other
things.
If
you
mean
midi
music
that
plays
when
someone
views
a
page,
I
think
it
is
evil
like
frames.
Q:
Why
are
you
so
grumpy?
A:
Because
the
sun
rises
in
the
east
and
sets
in
the
west.
Q:
Why
would
I
give
you
something
to
post
if
I
could
just
make
my
own
page
and
post
it
there?
A:
If
you
put
it
on
your
own
page
you
will
never
know
if
it
is
worth
posting.
In
the
case
of
literary
submissions,
I
even
offer
my
opinion
--which
is
always
correct.
Q:
What
do
you
mean
by
"Relevant
Updates?"
A:
If
you
submit
something,
you
may
find
it
Relevant
if
I
post
it,
move
it
to
a
different
page,
remove
it,
or
wish
to
edit
it.
If
you
wish,
I
will
notify
you
in
such
cases.
Q:
Why
don't
you
use
frames?
A:
They're
evil.
Slow
is
evil,
fast
is
good.
Frames
load
slower
than
no
frames,
so
frames
are
evil.
Q:
Are
you
a
boy
or
a
girl?
A:
Neither:
I
am
a
website.
Why,
were
you
feeling
lucky?
Q:
Your
HTML
is
whacked.
Why
don't
you
do
standard
HTML?
A:
Originally
I
optimized
these
pages
for
readability,
thinking
I
would
be
maintaining
them
actively.
I
realize,
now,
that
I'm
basically
ignoring
them,
so
on
the
rare
occasions
I'm
inspired
to
deal
with
"my
site"
I
go
back
and
cut
out
some
of
the
unnecessary
characters
from
whatever
page
I
happen
to
update.
I
still
have
a
lot
of
unnecessary
stuff
because
I
still
have
to
maintain
them.
The
last
reason
is
laziness.
It's
just
easier
to
type
a
double-quote
than
to
type
",
plus
the
former
is
one
byte
while
the
latter
is
six
(remember
when
that
mattered?).
The
simple
fact
of
the
matter
is
that
browsers,
now,
are
so
accustomed
to
the
dreadful
HTML
floating
around
the
web
that
mine
works
just
fine.
Addendum:
I've
begun
using
a
post-processor
for
my
html,
to
make
it
even
uglier
(but
shrinking
pages
by
as
much
as
30%),
and
that's
also
responsible
for
my
"whacked"
HTML.
The
post-processed
pages
have
a
signature
tag
at
the
top
from
the
post-processor.
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