People Who Need Shooting

• People who send email with blank subjects
• Spammers
• People who send email in HTML rather than plain text (especially with colors)
• People with long signatures
• Idiots
• Yuppies: Definitely yuppies
• Hippies: Get a job
• Republicans: Get a real job and pay your taxes
• People with music on their Web pages
• People with Web pages
• That psychopath who tormented me in American Lit. my last year of college
• Women
• Men
• People who knowingly release buggy sofware (not for free)
• two of the people I dated (you know who you are!)
• People who look for excuses
• People who ignore me because I'm not "important"
• The English
• Whoever invented animated GIFs
• The French
• 90% of the people who appear on C.O.P.S.
• Paranoid drivers who insist the speed limit is ten miles per hour slower than it really is and hit their brakes at the drop of a hat.
• People who email using microsoft-specific attachments, like word and excel documents.
• That weenie Brad from Queensland, Australia.
• Northern Californians (yes, I realize this the same as the "Paranoid drivers" item, but i really hate them).
• Restaraunt employees who seem to think "no tomatoes" and "no mushrooms" are just meaningless filler words in food-ordering situations, like "um," "please," and "thanks."
• Did I already mention the English?

Yes, I know: "Ooh, this is elaborate and creative." Maybe you need shooting too.

Disclaimer: Hey, moron, don't actually shoot anyone. This is just humor.

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