The
most
reliable
(and
annoying
for
me)
form
of
submission
is
email:
You
may
use
the
form
at
the
bottom
to
submit
comments
and
gripes,
or
you
can
cut
to
the
chase
with
email.
The
Rules:
No
poetry.
I
don't
like
it
and
there
are
already
enough
wastebins
on
the
internet
for
whatever
trite
"poems"
you
have
to
offer.
Specify
wishes.
If
you
wish
me
to
withold
your
name
or
your
email
address
you
must
say
so
in
your
submission.
If
you
prefer
a
specific
name
(pen
name,
username,
or
real
name)
tell
me.
If
you
do
not
want
me
to
edit
your
submission
for
spelling
and
grammar
tell
me.
No
tricks.
I
am
not
harvesting
email
addresses
for
spammers,
so
you
will
not
wind
up
on
any
mailing
lists
for
having
sent
me
anything.
You
will
get
one
confirmation
letter
saying
that
I
received
your
submission
and
have
or
have
not
posted
it
(with
reasons
when
applicable).
If
you
select
"No"
on
the
form,
you
will
not
even
get
the
confirmation
letter.
Write
well.
No
one
--especially
me--
should
have
to
weed
through
empty
or
ill-constructed
rhetoric.
Think.
If
the
logic
is
unsound
it
does
not
deserve
a
place
among
my
thoughts.
Think
for
yourself.
Yes,
this
is
different
than
the
previous
rule.
Do
not
send
me
thoughtless
accolades
of
the
status
quo.
If
all
you
have
to
say
is
"what
is
is
good,"
then
say
it
someplace
else.
Remember
the
GeoCities
rules.
GeoCities
has
rules,
and
I
observe
them
(after
all,
I'm
here
for
free,
so
it's
the
least
I
can
do).
Mind
Uncle
Sam.
For
personal
reasons
I
will
avoid
attacks
on
the
United
States
government.
Go
to
CapitolHill
to
express
political
opinions.