The Happy Face Army

Well, here they start! This is NOT the full army, they are still resting after the long journey from the other site. They will all be here soon. But look: Here they come. I must introduce you all!

This is Fred! He's not the smartest face you'll ever meet, but that doesn't bother him. His motto is "I've already lost my marbles, so I REALLY don't have anything to lose!"

This is Karigan the Third, nicknamed "Tiny" by his friends. He may be small, but you don't want to meet him in a dark alley!

This is Max. He is still boasting about how he is 3D, and everyone else isn't. He often sticks his tounge out, just to get the shadow effect. Most of the other faces are jelous of him, but he doesn't care.

This is Monty. He's pretty upset, but no one knows why. He's been in the army for over a year, and still hasn't spoken much. Rumors say that he is so upset because of a bad childhood.

This is Carlos, otherwise known as the Happy Bandit. Before he joined the army, he fought fiercely against it, stealing happiness from wherever he could get it, to use for his own personal aims, but now he's reformed, we think.

This is... um... we're not quite sure. You see, he always wears the mask you see him wearing now. He's been wearing it for over a year. No one knows what he looks like, no one knows his name. The other faces let him stay only because they don't want to get in a fight with him.

This is Tony. He's surprised to see you. Then again, Tony is surprised to see anything. We're not certain why this is, and Tony won't say. He's surprised that we ask.

This is Bob. Don't worry, he's always angry like this, probably because he has an orange face. The other faces tease Bob that his father couldn't tell the difference between a happy face and an orange.

This is Alex. He has old values, and sticks to them. To him, war consists of swords and armor, and he refuses to believe anything more complicated exists. Then again, he can't lift a sword because he has no hands (he's a happy face!), so it makes the whole issue irrelevant.

This is Oolgeth. He's a cyclopes. He wasn't always this way, though. He was once a normal happy face. Then there was an accident involving a frog, a three ring binder, and several thousand volts of electricity. He doesn't like to talk about it.

This is Frank. He's not very smart. Last week, he decided to pick a fight with a steam-roller. Luckily, he's already 2D, so he wasn't instantly killed. However, afterwards, he decided to gloat about this to Bob, and... well, you get the idea.

This is Timmy. Like Oolgeth, Timmy wasn't always in this form. He was once a regular happy face who set his sights on world domination. He angered the Gods, and so he's serving 10 years as an alarm clock.

This is Hugh. He's not feeling so good right now, but then again, he never is. In fact, many of the other happy faces believe that he is really dead, but no one will approach him to find out. Besides, Hugh never answers.

This is Steve. Like Karigan, he's smaller then the others. Unlike Karigan, he's not happy about it. Like Karigan, you don't want to pick on him about his size. Trust us.

This is Mike. Don't try talking to him, he's been listening to that walk-man so long, his ears no longer function. But then again, as a happy face he had no ears to begin with. Still, he'll pretend that he can't hear you only to cover up the fact that he really can't.

This is Jonny. He's just finished eating... something. He always seems to find a way to open the pantry, even though he's a happy face with no hands. He'd share with you, except he's done eating already.

This is Charles. He's a bookworm and is always studying. This makes him somewhat outcast from the other smilies, but he doesn't mind, because he's about to start the next chapter.

Well, Hugh's back, bigger then ever. He's still sick, though. And, like before, no one wants to go near him to ask if he's alive.

This is Jim. He's not quite sure if he's a happy face or not. You see, he once tried to apply to be a Men in Black, but they didn't accept him, since he was a happy face and they felt that it went against their image. So now, he just pretends.

This is Freeber. He's had a bit too much caffene today, and he's a bit hyper. Don't worry about the eyes, they're supposed to be like that... we think.

This is Bingo, the clown-nosed happy face. He's available for children's parties, weddings, bar mitzvahs, and pie-attacks.

My, my. It seems Hugh has managed to stand up after all. He came to life. Good for him! He's still sick, but at least this seems to be a step up.

This is Peter. He has ears, and will go to great lengths to remind you about it. Unlike the others, he can probably hear you telling him to be quiet. Like the others, he doesn't care.

Look, I would keep writing the names and stuff for the faces, but I don't have time. So here's the rest of them. They will introduce themselves later. They take a while to load, so please be patient.

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