A Survey

This is a survey to help me with an idea I've been having recently. This survey is completely anonymous and the information you give will be kept confidential.

First, a few short questions:

In what country have you spent the most time?:
How long have you spent in that country (in total)?:
What country were you born in?:
What is your native language (mother tongue)?:
How long have you been studying or speaking English (write your age if you are a native English speaker):?

An alien landed on Earth and looked for someone to converse with. Fortunately, it found you. This alien, though intelligent, did not know much about Earth culture and had an imperfect grasp of the English language. Several times during your conversation, he stopped and asked you what a word means. For each of the following words, how would you explain it to the alien? Write as much or as little as you want. There are no right or wrong answers. You do you need to use full sentences.

Triangle:

Chair:

Star:

Pain:

Strength:

Jewish:

Capitalism:

Father:

Like:

Light:

Communism:

Flower:

Indian:

Crime:

Bed:

Pilgrim:

Jew:

Goal:

Hunt:

Democracy:

Dance:

Love:

Pot:

Shadow:

Shakespeare:

Also, during your conversation, you began to talk about people and their motivations. In as few words as possible (preferably one), describe:

A person with malicious intent:

A person with purely good intent:

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