Razor Blades, Hand Grenades
Sung to the tune of My Favorite Things
parody by: Kevin and Me.
Note: this is an increadably violent song. You have been warned.
Razor blades, hand grenades, plastic explosives,
Uzis and rifles and acid corrosives,
Cherry bombs, flamethrowers, blowtoarches, too,
All of these things that are so fun to use.
Lasers and tasers and surgical scalples,
Magnums and daggers and nuclear missiles,
Electric current and sharp knives and whips,
Use them on waiters that want to much tip.
When there's someone who you don't like, say to him goodbye,
And then pull out one of these wonderful things,
And then watch his head fly by!
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