Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is
not the only thing in life !
Anonymous
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older
she gets the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men
should be happier than others.
Oscar Wilde
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
Scottish Proverb
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two
years.
Sam Kinison
It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.
Anonymous
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.
Anonymous
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they
didn't,they'd be married too.
H. L. Mencken
"A man without a woman is like a fish without a
bicycle."
U2
"Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down
the street bald and still think they are beautiful."
U2
of unknown origin:
Marriage is a three ring circus:
- engagement ring
- wedding ring
- suffering
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
When a man is single, he's incomplete. When he's married, he's finished
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