"Fine":
This is the word they use at the end of any argument that they feel
they are right about but need to shut you up.
NEVER use fine to describe how woman looks. This will cause
you to have one of those arguments.
"Five minutes":
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that
your football game is going to last before you take out the trash,
so it's an even trade.
"Nothing":
This means something and you should be on your toes.
"Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman
has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards.
"Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last
"Five Minutes" and end with the word
"Fine".
"Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows):
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over
"Nothing" and will end with the word
"Fine".
"Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows):
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because
I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go
ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing"
and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five
Minutes" when she cools off.
Loud Sigh:
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement
very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks
you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her
time standing here and arguing with you over
"Nothing".
Soft Sigh:
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs"
are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is
content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay
content.
"Oh":
This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example; "Oh,
let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you
were doing last night."
If she says "Oh" before a statement, RUN, do not walk, to
the nearest exit.
She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done
tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk
to you for at least 2 days.
"Oh" as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you
are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or
you will get raised eyebrows "Go ahead", followed by acts
so unspeakable that we can't bring ourselves to write about
them.
"That's Okay":
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say
to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think
long and hard before paying you retributions for what ever it is
that you have done.
"That's Okay" is often used with the word
"Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow
"Go ahead". At some point in the near future when she has
plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big
trouble.
"Please Do":
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the
chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing
whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell
the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a
"That's Okay".
"Thanks":
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint; just say you're
welcome.
"Thanks a lot":
This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say,
"Thanks a lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It
signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be
followed by the "Loud Sigh".
Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud
Sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing".
Study this carefully and always be alert, you will most need to use this course during the big match or after she has purchased some new clothes or worse still both. Another time you will need to be alert and remember this course is just when you are half way between sleep and awareness, this a favorite time for women to start a deep and meaningful conversation.
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