just another of those stories with a moral....
A turkey was standing in a field chatting to a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of yonder tree", sighed the
turkey,"but
I haven't got the energy". "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my
droppings?"
replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients". The turkey pecked
at a
lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the
first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
And so on. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched
at the top of the tree. Where upon he was spotted by a farmer who dashed
into the farmhouse,
emerged with a shotgun, and shot the turkey right out
of the tree.
What is the moral of the story?
Moral of the Story:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you