Who Are The Best Women To Marry...

Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their
honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Joe the Bellboy. The first
man married a nurse. Joe showed them to their room and thought to himself,
"What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to trot". The second man
married a telephone operator. Joe showed them to their room and thought to
himself,"Wow, he's a lucky one. Telephone operators have sexy voices and
once you pop that top button...". The third man married a school teacher.
Joe showed them to their room and thought to himself "poor guy, she's pretty
but teachers are just too frigid".  

The next morning Joe reported to work at 530 in the morning. He expected
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other
two would call much later in the day.  

600 a.m. --------- The phone rings it's the nurse's husband wanting
breakfast. The nurse's husband opened the door and Joe stepped back in
shock. The man's pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. Joe
asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse. The man sourly replies,
"Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was her nagging voice
saying " you're not sanitary, you're not sanitary". Joe went back down to
the main desk to wait for the next call.

630 a.m. -------- The telephone operator's husband calls for breakfast. Joe
brings it as fast as possible hoping for the best. The man opens the door
and Joe stepped back in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly
combed and pressed. Joe asks," What happened? Telephone operators are
suppose to be as sexy as their voices." The man sourly replies "Son, don't
ever marry a telephone operator. All I heard last night was her a nasal
voice saying, "your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up." Joe
went back down to the desk, just knowing the teachers husband will be
calling any minute.  

430 p.m. -------- The teacher's husband called for breakfast. Joe can't
believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couples room. The man
opened the door and Joe took a step back in shock. The wore only his boxers
and his hair was a mess. He had scratch marks on his chest, arms and legs.
Joe fearing the worst asked " What happened to you? Did you have a fight?"
The man smiles and happily replies, "No. Son, when you marry be sure to
marry a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice
saying "We are going to do this over and over, until we get right."