Fun Facts

 Every year, parks in London alone are doused with one
 million gallons of dog urine.

 The germs present in human faeces can pass through up
 to ten layers of toilet paper.

 The best recorded distance for projectile vomiting is
 27feet.

 Contrary to popular belief, if you swallow chewing gum
 it does not stay in the gut. Usually it will pass
 through the system and be excreted without incident.
 However, several cases have been reported where the gum
 has stuck in the rectum, causing the unfortunate
 sufferer to excrete long sticky trails of gum, like a
 pink spider's web.

 Several well documented instances have been reported of
 extremely obese people flushing aircraft toilets whilst
 still sitting on them. The vacuum action of these
 toilets sucked the rectum inside out.

 It is possible to cough your guts up.

 If your body's natural defenses failed, the bacteria in
 your gut would consume you within 48 hours, literally
 eating you from the inside out.

 What is one of the most difficult items for sewage
 works to handle, as it is insoluble, yet fine enough to
 pass through most filtration systems? (Every month
 Thames Water removes over a ton of this substance from
 its water treatment plants, whereupon it is taken away
 to a landfill site and buried).....You guessed it -
 pubic hair.

 Parasites count for 0.01% of your body weight.

 Henry II was murdered by by his homosexual lover, who
 pushed a red hot poker 0.5 metres up his rectum.

 The longest recorded tapeworm found in the human body
 was 33 metres in length.

 A woman who had recently visited South America, where
 she had safaried in local rainforest, began to
 experience severe pains in her left ear, accompanied by
 headaches, dizziness and constant rustling sounds, at
 first put down to tinnitis. It became so serious that
 exploratory surgery was required, which revealed that a
 spider which had become trapped in her ear. Eventually
 it had eaten through her eardrum and was living within
 the aural cavity. The rustling sounds were from the
 spider crawling around inside her skull. An egg sac was
 also removed...