Imagine

                            She whispered "Will it hurt me?"
                              "Of course not" answered he
                              "It's a very simple process,
                                  You can rely on me."
                               She said "I'm frightened,
                               I've not had this before.
                            My friend has had it five times.
                               And said it can be sore."
                                 Then finally contented
                              Laid back and relaxed a bit
                          Quickly and readily he bent over her
                                 And then he started it
                             It was growing rather painful
                                Tears formed in her eyes
                             It was hurting quite a bit now
                             It must have been quite a size
                             "Calm yourself," he whispered
                            His face was filled with a grin
                               "Try and open a bit wider
                                  So I can get it in".
                            "It's coming now, "he whispered.
                             "I know. "she cried in a bliss
                             Feeling it deep within her now
                        She said "I am glad I am having this."
                                 And with final effort
                              She gave a frightened shout.
                                He gripped it in anguish
                               And quickly pulled it out.
                              She lay back quite contented
                                Sighed and gave a smile
                            She said," I am glad I came now
                              You made it worth my while."
                             Now if you read this carefully
                              The dentist you will find.
                                Is not what you imagined
                                It's just your dirty mind!